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Evan Saathoff

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I’m here to talk to myself about From Software games and maybe other games that wish they were From Software games.

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As the owner of a bad dog, Superman made me feel very seen.

11.07.2025 12:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I believe this is correct

10.07.2025 21:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does he play Cole Trickle Jr

08.07.2025 00:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bravo

08.07.2025 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been bald for years and it basically still shocks me when I see my reflection.

07.07.2025 18:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The exercise that cannot be named

06.07.2025 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shockingly, no

06.07.2025 21:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Quick, I need to figure out a way to make myself useful in the apocalypse.

06.07.2025 16:40 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rucking would be more popular if its name weren’t stupid and embarrassing.

06.07.2025 16:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

There is a mission late in Death Stranding 2 where you have to climb over an entire snowy mountain with no help. I discovered the easiest way to do this is to delete the game.

05.07.2025 17:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aziz Ansari is offering a glimpse back to an era where Keanu Reeves occasionally gives bad performances. Nostalgia bait.

03.07.2025 12:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dinos just pooping everywhere.

02.07.2025 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this the one with the race cars or the roller coaster?

02.07.2025 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know, I see those little arms and can just hear the Scott Wampler jokes.

02.07.2025 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was thinking of getting a job in the video game industry what do you guys think

02.07.2025 20:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

High bar

02.07.2025 13:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Death Stranding 2: real power is taking an actor you adore and making them look like the worst actor on earth. All hail Kojima.

02.07.2025 13:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you are an actor and you’re not on TV’s greatest comedy THE BEAR, you must feel like a real piece of shit failure.

02.07.2025 13:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yikes. Hitting up Bluesky after work was a mistake.

31.01.2025 23:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if it’s possible to just not know any news. Like I’ll maybe hear a thing or two from my dad or co-workers and they themselves only recall half the headline.

30.01.2025 17:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t watch a lot of movies these days.

28.01.2025 22:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My top ten films of 2024 are all Trap unless Nosferatu also came out in 2024, in which case it is Trap nine times and then Nosferatu.

28.01.2025 22:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah I was raised to not do that

27.01.2025 01:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I gave that one a shot but couldn’t make heads or tails of it. These online games really perplex me!

27.01.2025 01:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All
Day
Long
I
Dream
About
Nosferatu’s
Mustache

26.01.2025 23:30 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The first two books were worse. The trilogy was a gift and I am determined to finish it!

26.01.2025 23:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m now on page 828 and a few things have happened.

26.01.2025 23:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very interested in this film where Superman appears to get his ass kicked a lot.

26.01.2025 22:42 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fortnite? Not for me!

26.01.2025 22:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you build stuff?

26.01.2025 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0