Athletic article saying Why Bam Adebayo and the Heat Should Have Stopped at Matching Kobe Bryant's 81 Points
Clickhole article titled If Only Once, It Would Be Nice If Hodor Said "Women's Rights"
good thread
someday a child is going to learn that their dad once scored 83 points in an NBA game and still wasn’t a more legendary basketball player than their mom. amazing stuff
I cannot imagine anything sadder than going to write a post on LinkedIn and then clicking the “rewrite with AI” button. If you aren’t confident you can meet the baseline tone of LinkedIn? I dont know, man.
They truly want you to believe this shit is inevitable and actually better than human endeavor but the one surefire thing that can stop it is not agreeing to the first two things. That’s all! That also means not willingly feeding it. It’s not difficult to avoid using it!
If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job
hoppers has the juice
Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social if you send more of my tax money to this, I will spend so much of my free time being in your ass about sending my tax money to bomb little girls trying to get an education. And I won't stop after they can your ass. You and Trump are no different if you do this.
It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I want—I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, “I know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, “You find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, “Well, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, “I didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, “You know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”
The Birdcage opened thirty years ago today, so in its honor, I want to share one of my favorite stories about Mike Nichols that didn't make it into my biography. This is from an interview I did with Nathan Lane.
Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
this reasoning is such disingenuous dogshit. "some boys like boys and some girls like girls" is the easiest thing in the world to explain, maybe try being a fuckin parent instead of letting iPad do it for you.
hell yeah
another fast food CEO is eating on camera
oh and also 9/11 is happening
me to the sandwich i make for lunch every morning
I was a journalist once and writing stories I didn’t feel passionate about is how I got good at it
*googles "splitting maul"*
lmao no
same but i check out at descriptions that say "this book is if (insert movie) meets (insert another movie)"
rewatching the beatles documentary and idk if they've cast the mal evans role in the upcoming 4-part beatles project yet but hear me out...
tv screen with tubi ad featuring titane
feels like a TUBI TITANE night to me
reading this as i gather documents to file my taxes
Larry David and Victor Wembanyama side by side cam you're welcome
trying to imagine the look of extreme skepticism on my normie offline friends' faces when i say you can literally place bets on world events now
you don't have to keep digging up old tweets from these monsters - we're all well aware by now that they're full of shit and hypocrites
It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.
putting aside all his war crimes and pedophilia and the ripping up and asswiping of our constitution, i just truly hate all these stupid fucking hats he wears
Groundhog Day
Well it’s illegal war in the Middle East…again
