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Biomedical Engineer/Medical Device Auditor. Irrational Insomniac. #FinsUp #RollTide #GoLobos #SeaKraken #MotoGP #F1 #BravesCountry was @wrestlinpanda on Elmo's hellscape app

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Enough lefties in one building for the FBI to consider raiding them.

09.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Type of dude to get banned from Magic City because he keeps inviting the dancers over to his place for bible study

09.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The sad part about Tua to the Falcons is he's too much of a Christian family man to go enjoy the spoil of riches offered by the ATL adult ballet scene πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Been playing runs on 30XX lately and hitting Division 2 for my looter shooter itch

09.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Team out built-in after 2027 and low cap hit for 2026. As good as we could've hoped for.

09.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is a perfect example of Dolphins fans being mostly dumb, miserable assholes who exist solely to be dumb, miserable assholes. I saw one legitimately saying "Willis will probably suck and even if he's really good that means we'll have to pay him in 2 years" as if that's somehow a bad thing 🀦

09.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Dolphins reddit might legitimately be the largest collective gathering of smoothbrained idiots on the internet.

09.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well it's gotta start somewhere and I trust the guy who spent two decades in NFL's most stable front office 🀷

09.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Panthers gave Jaelan Phillips HOW MUCH MONEY GUARANTEED?! πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love it. He's balled when given the opportunity and Hafley/Sullivan watched him practice for 2 years so they know exactly what he can and can't do.

Also follows the Packers blueprint of having a vet starter and then drafting / sitting young QBs behind them. We're def drafting a QB in rd 3-6

09.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

4 years $116M for Alec Pierce is INSANE lmao

09.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaooooooo

09.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tua bout to take the Falcons to a division championship with a 9-8 record and win a wildcard game, just watch πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minkah is a 30 year old safety on the decline who needed a new contract. Spare me the feigned outrage πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NFL Free Agency: MSTeams edition

08.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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30 Rock was the greatest show . . .

01.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 1656 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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Spicy tuna tostadas and three different salsas, pineapple pipian, salsa verde and charred habanero salsa negro from NomadΓ¨ in Austin 🀌πŸ”₯

08.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big Red and Barbacoa is such an iconic pairing 🀀

07.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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F1 fans ain't ready for the return of Cocky Toto πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When has Chad Forbes EVER broken news that turned out to be true? There's a reason the guy is unemployed πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He single handedly (or footedly) got us into the playoffs in 2023 with that Christmas Eve primetime game vs Cowboys

07.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was VERY solid, esp. from beyond 50.

He just didn't wanna take a paycut and is coming off the single worst injury a kicker can have other than losing their leg.

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. America runs off of trucks delivering goods. A single-driver truck will do ~3000mi per week at 7-8mpg. That's 400+ gallons of fuel per truck per week.

06.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A woman has been arrested after breaking into a home to eat cereal and pet the homeowner's dog

Police say Teara Joann Smith was caught in the kitchen eating Fruity Pebbles

Dexerto @Dexerto A woman has been arrested after breaking into a home to eat cereal and pet the homeowner's dog Police say Teara Joann Smith was caught in the kitchen eating Fruity Pebbles

Trying to get this high

06.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 16

Anyone tired of all this winning yet??

06.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't comprehend anyone giving a single, solitary fuck about what this empty headed dipshit thinks about anything.

06.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He had 4.5 OCs in THREE YEARS πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

Imagine that... www.statesman.com/business/art...

"After the alleged assault, Hilliard said, Brady repeatedly asked Tesla for her assailant’s name so she could press charges, but the company refused. She’d never seen Diagne before that day, another of Brady’s attorneys said."

06.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These four GOTTA go.

05.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kalshi Grammer is a legend

05.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0