Nerdy Fat Guy

1984, two-tone blue.

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Did I? I'll go look.

Ha! You're not at all unlikeable. I've been unlikeable since 1971, so I know unlikeable.

Nah, that's not it.

Something something shiny and black.

Just following up on your toes. Did they survive the night?

Heaven.

This is why I'm fat
This is why I'm fat
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm fat

No, but I'll definitely take both dill potato salad and a warm German potato salad.

Coleslaw is so hit-or-miss I can't assume global acceptance.

My floor has feelings too, dammit!

You're most welcome!

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Here you go!

True friends ignore the dust in your home just as you ignore it in their homes.

My 6'3" tall uncle would comment on our dusty refrigerator. My 5'1.5" mother would hand him a dust cloth.

(And she always included the .5", so it felt necessary here.)

Ooohhhhh.....

It improved my day drastically.

There's always room for improvement, obviously.

We were all so young then. Naive. Full of hope.

I might need to boot up the Windows '95 PC mouldering in the garage and find the floppy disk of the entire After Dark suite of screensavers.

Workarounds suck, and I've tried getting away from them but sometimes they're necessary. But when you can't use your system at all it's painful.

It was a brilliant pie, I'll admit. Having been purchased 500 miles (~800 km) from home at a one-location bakery, I am all too aware.

Unfortunately, most of said pie's life was spent in the camper where there just wasn't room in the piefrigerator. By yesterday that ship had sailed.

This is what I deserve for always trying to be fair, even though I know wife is not nearly as enthusiastic about pie as I am.

I'll never learn.

Shortening words like all the kids are these days. I'm hip, I get it.

Not that I recall, but anything is possible.

See? You get it.

I know. I guess I'll either learn a harsh lesson or be pleasantly surprised in 15 minutes.

Precisely why I need to buy them. I don't have patience for them to turn up *eventually*.