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Dennis Heaton

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cannibal-in-training. will Purge For money.

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Yelling At The Moon With Buzz Aldrin | 30 Rock
Yelling At The Moon With Buzz Aldrin | 30 Rock YouTube video by 30 Rock Official

youtu.be/AvG8qI0HCfY?...

07.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I kept waiting for the splat.

07.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a sponsored article or something?

03.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œSquirrel In The Mist.”

Digital Media, 2026

01.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Burying is the biggest mistake you can make. It takes up time and preserves evidence.

01.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not really how I remember the show, but happy to catch up on some of my favorite episodes.

28.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

25.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 5306 πŸ” 1937 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 68

We do?

21.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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These are not just twist ties, these are twist ties I have chosen to save in case I need them for something. They will now live in my computer bag, silent knights, ever ready to serve.

And now I know that I am also so very old.

19.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when royalty just straight up assassinated each other?

Kind of miss those days.

19.02.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s another way to watch it?

18.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a wall with graffiti on it . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a wall with graffiti on it .
17.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S 35 MINUTES?!

17.02.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Where is link?

17.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like everything is on track.

16.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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As Samuel L. Jackson might say:

Happy Valentine’s Day, motherfuckers.

14.02.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that ghosts of mars?

14.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Oh-No's.

14.02.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Technically everything ends in outer space.
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL IN OUTER SPACE!!!!

Whoa...

14.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's so cool and relatable. I'd vote for him.

13.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to need some independent verification before I buy this bullshit.

12.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh.

12.02.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will be watching Varsity Blues in his honor.

11.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like a doctor seuss book: 1 douche 2 douche

11.02.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's giving me some VC Andrews vibes, that is.

10.02.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was also the good guy in a Bond movie -- two of them actually.

Which is very confusing.

10.02.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am getting that on a hat.

10.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then he delivered.

10.02.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Don Baker is in a lot of violent 70s stuff, Walking Tall, The Outfit (A Westlake Parker adaptation with Robert Duvall playing "Eddie Macklin") and Framed, which I remember being insanely violent, with an ending that felt like an episode of the Rockford Files.

10.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0