Ian Wolfe

This is my heavy hitter

chase pull Claude Debussy

Damn why is this scratching an itch

wikipedia trading card game 💆‍♂️💆‍♂️

wikigacha.com

Only one item for 1st Reader this week but it's a big one, c/o @zekecohen.bsky.social himself & bound for Land Use & Transportation. It bans private detention centers in Baltimore City:

OC is worth it for the experience imo

what is this junk DPW?

The priorities for this storm cleanup don’t seem to align with our modal hierarchy!

Don’t want to hear any more about marylands budget crisis while “$125 million renovation to Rooney family racehorse farm” is still a line item

Federal agents allegedly drive off with baby in car after father detained in Cypress Park raid The father, who is a U.S. citizen, was detained for allegedly throwing rocks at agents. He says agents then drove off in his car, with his 1-year-old daughter in the backseat.

I'm sorry ... but this not crazy to you?????

abc7.com/post/federal...

Nothing but bad vibes and laugh emotes.

(This is homebrewed from annual pop estimates and homicide totals so it might differ very slightly from other charts. I used the 2024 ACS population estimate for 2025 because it's not out yet. Idk what pop the police use to declare a rate, but any YOY change wouldn't meaningfully change the trend.)

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Yes and also the land uses currently permitted in PC-2 and up allow many things that would be criminally bad land use there. The council should tighten that up, lest the remaining parcels just end up data centers, a quick pay day for whatever bank buys the complex.

Today’s hearing on the Baltimore Children and Youth Fund could lead to much-needed accountability | Baltimore Brew The funds are supposed to go to grassroots groups. Is that happening? It’s hard to say due to BCYF’s sketchy grantmaking and lack of meaningful outcomes reporting. [OP-ED]

Today’s hearing on the Baltimore Children and Youth Fund could lead to much-needed accountability. tinyurl.com/9zvpkpfv Right now, sketchy grantmaking and lack of meaningful outcomes reporting make it hard to say if the funds are going to grassroots groups as intended. [OP-ED]

get that man a senatorial campaign!

@zekecohen.bsky.social asks Conway to refrain from negative invocations of "politics" & to "maintain decorum."

what is it about realtors in this city and having terrible opinions

Are they gonna have Virginia plates too?

cc @mta.maryland.gov

Waymo’s insured too isn’t it?

can’t be any worse than Actual Baltimore Drivers tbf

Hello possum bluesky!

I was visited by a pair of raccoons last night and then a dang possum!

allegedly

I hasten to add: allegedly