We already know the answer. Autism is caused by Big Macs and fries. Wait till Trump finds out!
13.04.2025 11:24
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We already know the answer. Autism is caused by Big Macs and fries. Wait till Trump finds out!
Just wait till he has to tell Trump it’s caused by Big Macs!
At 40 mins per week and an average hourly rate of $35, 2.1 million federal employees and their supervisors will spend about $50 million per week writing and reviewing their “what did you do last week” emails. That adds up to about $2.5 billion per year. #DOGE #Efficiency #Idiocracy
The DOGE website has an accurate breakdown of agency spending totals. They show a 51% increase in spending over the past 5 yrs. However, subtracting mandatory spending and debt service drops it to a 17% increase over 5 years, during a time when cumulative inflation was 22% www.doge.gov/spend
How every Federal employee feels these days …
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Don’t be too hasty. Hershel might still get the missile defense job he was promised.
It’s the MAGA golden rule.
He might be the one person here who knows more about space lasers than I do.
Idiot is a compliment for these people.
My extensive research on Truth Social makes it clear that “idiot” is in fact a compliment for these people
My extensive experience on Truth Social has taught me one thing above all others:
No matter how dumb, delusional and insane you think MAGA idiots are, it’s actually much, much worse than you could possibly imagine.
There’s no better evidence that the media is complicit than the fact that Scott Jennings still has a job, and CNN continues to put him on panels for what seems like the sole purpose of mansplaining to the clearly more intelligent women at the table
Another Project2025 author in the cabinet. This one believes we are in a “post-constitutional” world. Fantastic!!
These people still believe the 2020 election was stolen and some of them, trust me on this, believe the earth is flat. They will learn nothing.
Solid advice
I’m starting to think maybe Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
Dirty little secret: MAGA Republicans have no clue how the economy works.
The Space Laser Corps even has background checks!!
It’s also interesting how Trump waited until now to officially …
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Space lasers don’t have pronouns.
She’s been on CNN saying this in plain language to mansplaining little POS for the past few months. But she was really the only one.
I really don’t think there’s anything unclear.
Catherine Rampell is hereby named an honorary Space Laser.
The company that makes the Trump Guitars was hit with a Cease & Desist from Gibson for ripping off their Les Paul body design. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
It’s interesting how many GOP men want to be in a bathroom with trans women.
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A lot of people ask me, “Mr Space Laser, how do you get through the day?”. I listen to this Music Never Stopped once a week refresh my faith in humanity.
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It’s a good thing they enthusiastically supported Kamal… never mind.
If it’s not illegal, it should be. It’s at the very least immoral.
