@robgotobed
Stand-up philosopher, scribe, bongo drummer and professional mermaid. Previously one half of Grammy Award-winning duo Simon & Garfunkel. Amazon: bit.ly/4hA0B7W Apple: http://bit.ly/3K6WdB9 IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2992620/
The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition, but at what cost!
Just been reliably informed that my copy of The Beatles Abbey Road album is a fake. Canβt believe I never noticed the mistake before.
The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition, but at what cost!
They say that pregnant women emit a radiant "glow", which is why they make terrible snipers.
They say that pregnant women emit a radiant "glow", which is why they make terrible snipers.
The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, βThe Seventh Muppetβ has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.
My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadnβt spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
Just been reliably informed that my copy of The Beatles Abbey Road album is a fake. Canβt believe I never noticed the mistake before.
WAITER: Sir, do you have any allergies we should know about?
ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts.
CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. Itβs obvious weβre not welcome here.
Just received the weirdest message on my computer!
If youβre looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour thatβs both surreal and cerebral.
Just received the weirdest message on my computer!
Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, βA year!
No matter where you are, laughter travels β discover three books that unite the world in humour.
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Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?
Now for the first time you can experience Rob Gotobed live in the comfort of your own home as the stand-up comedian narrates his hilarious first audiobook, The Canyons Of Rob Gotobedβs Overactive Mind. Very funny and guaranteed to make you lol!!
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Apple: bit.ly/3K6WdB9
Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, βA year!
Copy of Rob Gotobedβs book, βCaptain Apollo, and the casually dressed drone and grandmaβs home theaterβ
BlueSky has brought amazing people into my life like @robgotobed.bsky.social !
I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in βCaptain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandmaβs Home Theatre.β
With all the bad news out there, I didnβt know how much I needed this book.
#BookSky
Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?
Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
Rob Gotobedβs NEW comedy book is in the shops now!π€ͺπ€π₯Έπ§π€
The Best Of Rob Gotobed contains all his funniest stories, stand-up routines and TV and radio sketches. Plus the all-new, never-before-seen episode of The Weird World Of Professor Burp!πππ€£
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People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when Iβve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and Iβm excited to laugh out loud. #booksky ππ
People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when Iβve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" β¦.I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"
Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud.
One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social⬠and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social
I can highly recommend all three books.
#reading
Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from βToy Storyβ never had this trouble.
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My grandpa Beelzebub Gotobed is always complaining that the younger generation never shows the older generation any respect! Well, just to prove him wrong, here is my grandpa enjoying a special dish of his favourite steak and chips.