Spencer

Is Dick Cheney on here, where is his goofy little war mongering ass!!!!

It’s been exactly four years since the Ross Dress for Less on Hollywood and Western sold me a box of blackhead strips that contained: 0 blackhead strips; 1 pair of shit-in underwear

humpty dumpty had so much nut in him

Licking a Dr. Pepper flavored Lip Smacker from 1999 as a snack

I can throw a chicken finger 50 or 60 feet I bet

I can make so many cool noises

Eating Tums and fen-phen for breakfast

hell yes

My work is gonna pay $300 for a guy to do an exorcism to me on Skype