Extremely sick!
11.03.2026 00:30
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Extremely sick!
Music Recommendation Engine: ...a seven hour long chiptune playlist, huh?
Me: yeah, good call, that's WAY too short, better add more.
I'm not saying "Trump is actively destroying the United States", but, if he wasn't, what would he be doing differently?
Back when the vibes weren't awful and mood was pure.
Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social if you send more of my tax money to this, I will spend so much of my free time being in your ass about sending my tax money to bomb little girls trying to get an education. And I won't stop after they can your ass. You and Trump are no different if you do this.
Look, we joke about Trump being the antichrist but if you told somebody two thousand years ago an evil king would cause black rain that sickens the people to fall upon Persia, everyone would instantly grasp there’s some kind of demon sorcery afoot.
I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.
Most don't think they'll be coming home "in pieces, in a box", but hey, these things happen.
Omelets and eggs, folks.
Funner fact: it's all heretical protestant bullshit, and "the rapture" isn't in the Bible in any way shape, or form.
So the likelihood of the rapture taking the faithful to heaven is minimal.
The rapture actually takes the faithful to an Arby's in Wichita.
Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.
At one point there were potatoes here but I don't know what happened to them.
These were also some potatoes, until the explosion at the comic book factory.
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"Spuds"
#glitchart
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
Call it "Slapfight '26".
Two ..."men" enter. Nobody leaves, because we lost the key to the cage.
And yet he's smarter, kinder, and more compassionate than Rogan by an order of magnitude.
Clearly the answer is: shoot Joe Rogan in the balls and give him another couple of TBIs.
As an apostate with wildly heretical beliefs, looks like I'm not paying my taxes this year.
Who looks at an infant child and thinks "that's an Elbridge, right there"?
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
Ai hates Actual intelligence so goddamn much it wants to nuke the world and blow up schoolgirls.
Yay. We made AM.
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back
He was a "famous for being rich" guy all throughout the 80s and 90s, he'd just show up like a ghoul whenever any TV show needed the epitome of grotesque wealth.
In a better world, he would have been cattily bitching about red carpet fashion with Joan Rivers, the only thing he's actually good at.
Dear Washington Times Editorial Board,
Everyone and anyone who voted for, amplified, or entertained this bloodthirsty syphilitic toddler you call the president is dead to me.
Sincerely,
Craig
why is a war criminal genocidal leader in another country telling us this
Thing is: by and large, soldiers are stupid.
Stupid enough to sign up to be soldiers, for *America*, in the 2020s.
And while that's already pretty goddamn stupid, keep in mind that signing up likely happened before acquiring any TBI's, or months-years of sleep deprivation.
American Christians really aren't ever beating the: "least serious, least intelligent, least consistent, least compassionate, and objectively most violent major world religion" allegations, huh?
