Katie

31 years old and getting emotional over a Drag Path edit of Pokémon smdh

Do I feel bad the Wings are slipping out of a playoff spot? Not really. Seems to be on track with Detroit teams that do anything in support of the current President their season tanks.

I hope the game on the 28th is the final thing we need to get a team in Detroit. If now we can have a low budget team play in my backyard

If you see me on live TV no you didn’t

I love working in a corporate office where someone demon dials on my direct line 5 times and doesn’t leave a voicemail.

It’s the fact I slept through two severe thunderstorm notifications and the storm itself

If a tornado does happen tonight may it hit, and only hit, 700 Tower Drive. No reason.

When I tell you when I took my dog outside this morning I went “ooooo it smells like danger”

Lowkey if you don’t like cats I consider it a red flag. Do cats legit hate you or do you not respect their boundaries?

Doechii’s issue with cats must be a personal problem because Goose has to be near me at all times and just purs

Oh boy do I hate DTE! Not only did they reject my payment because they forgot to add their $2.99 service fee but now our payment is going to be late because of it.

I asked my wife if it was too early to wear shorts because I wanted to show off my calf tattoo I got and she said yeah :(

Larkin hurt during the month of March and they’re in a playoff spot. It’s like 2025 again

No women’s hockey until Sunday

Gas is up a whole dollar by my house. Thanks Trumpy for destroying the global economy because you’re a sadistic pedophile and would rather end the world than go to jail

The mad lad did it. We got Faulk

I swear to god they better be freeing up room for a big trade in the next 30 minutes bc wtf is this

Corey Perry doing everything but announcing his retirement

Our queen is here

I’m adding The Apple Blossoms to the mix because our state flower is an apple blossom. The color of the jerseys should be black with pink accents. @thepwhl.com I am available for hire

I can’t wait to see which prospect and/or player gets traded for future considerations

Finally the bird-legged hoe is gone but I fear someone with the name of Markwayne might be even more psychotic

You make one comment on the NHL’s oblivious PR post and now the incels want to jump in the replies recycling the same comments. Jack and Quinn aren’t going to Eiffel Tower you

Brother if that would have went in I would be filling out a lottery ticket

If Eldridge gets a hatty with this last minute would be crazy

The Wings got a point but like…the March collapse is inbound. There is not going to be a blockbuster trade happening.

I can’t believe I have to wake up tomorrow and work so my tax dollars can continue to fund Israel

Cossa has been recalled under emergency conditions and long overdue. I wonder if this means Talbot is being traded

I love the PWHL :)