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I just love how each story just *ever* so slightly references the others.

"How high can a bird count, anyway?"

"It is too late, you have regarded the cards."

"Dog hole!"

Etc.

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A figure wearing a ski helmet, goggles and snood displaying the lower half of Shrek's face

A figure wearing a ski helmet, goggles and snood displaying the lower half of Shrek's face

Good day.

09.03.2026 11:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, that's much smarter...

06.03.2026 09:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On my layout they've deliberately reduced the Subscription button to a small icon so you're less inclined to click on it.

06.03.2026 09:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I won a few quizzes under the team name "Piledriving Miss Daisy"

04.03.2026 22:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The monorail salesman Lyle Lanley from the Simpsons explaning the meaning of the word "baritone" where "bari" means "heavy" and "tone" means "tone"

The monorail salesman Lyle Lanley from the Simpsons explaning the meaning of the word "baritone" where "bari" means "heavy" and "tone" means "tone"

As a result of my recent guitar purchase, I had this stuck in my head

04.03.2026 22:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Surprised it wasn't an autoban

03.03.2026 15:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Adrian Chiles

Adrian Chiles

02.03.2026 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, Labour is a conservative party. Greens are genuinely left wing

27.02.2026 11:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enhorabuena

25.02.2026 16:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"What's a jib?"

23.02.2026 22:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just when I thought I was cured of GAS.....

23.02.2026 09:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does the vase feature?

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I realised she was cool when they featured her in Kerrang...in the section where readers (in this case, her) wrote in to review gigs they'd seen.

19.02.2026 18:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sluggo would never order shrimp fried rice

19.02.2026 12:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cave Johnson

Cave Johnson

18.02.2026 00:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tuertito!

17.02.2026 12:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From experience: it's a person thing, not a Spanish thing

15.02.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A fallen tree in the woods

A fallen tree in the woods

Wondering what kind of sound this must have made

15.02.2026 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

My comedy answer would be having them jostle each other à la Homeworld

14.02.2026 15:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I watched a video essay years ago that said that that's how the story should have been told in the first place

14.02.2026 15:47 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you know you can just have his voice be your inner monologue? No one can stop you. I'm doing it as I type this!

14.02.2026 11:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A rice cooker filled with brown rice, bougie chicken stock, and about 100 turns from a black pepper mill

A rice cooker filled with brown rice, bougie chicken stock, and about 100 turns from a black pepper mill

Incredible things are happening

13.02.2026 18:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two haystacks

Two haystacks

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Breaking new ground with morality mechanics and disembodied hands

11.02.2026 17:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's north of Canada, how could it not be Canada?

10.02.2026 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

'miː 'tuː !

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