Jane

Just you wait until Washington Week in Review comes on

We DID!! We've personally maintained the midpoint of "everything will be fiiiine" and "everything will go wrong" very well, I think. Feeling very self-actualized.

and did we basically do it or what

so classic! we will never forget 🫡

”Rogue One was like watching the Ohtani/Trout Angels teams” basically

Cinta’s gotten into so many Harris vs Bernie fights on the holonet already

I enjoy the political news and everyone’s opinions about Star Wars but the real reason I cherish bsky is, as someone who works in the quiet, there are so many expressions. I just saw a “be fucking for real,” delightful.

“Offsides brought to you by Menards” was a true KITH bit

He changed the game of hockey, you know

what bliss: sent out my pre-vacation email (“‘bye, gang!”) and received vacation auto-replies from half of my recipients. truly, holidazzled.

the dude in Collateral is showing real Tom Cruise up, in terms of in peace with the process

Incredibly F1-brained joke answer, but at the link he discusses the shapes of the numbers, which is a complete improvement on “I guess I just kinda always had it”

Minnesota’s Number One Girl for Iced Coffee returns, only one day early

Ike Howard scores against the Wranglers: the puck has been elevated over the goalie’s shoulder as it enters the net

Best case scenario for me personally

That Ike Howard goal was way pretty, I hope he tears it upppp

perf. brand synchronicity! (before the wedding, we had been unable to find bottled water at our outdoor venue. we should have gotten Biosteel)

my mind immediately went to “signed action shot” like the Pope does but maybe he would have sprung for something on the registry

they’re missing out, they didn’t even get the hashtag

STILL ARE 💔

“I only remember the names of dickheads” was a massive lore drop on its own

Just got massacred in my own home vis a vis my inability to remember guys' names, but even worse is that I came here to joke about it and realized that it being 2025 means I've been accidentally saying "Mike Carter" instead of Mike Richards for nearly two decades 💀

I can’t believe OEL led me to my sickest dunk ever, this is like how Tyson Barrie led to us getting married

Got so distracted by Taylor Hall's goal and the return of Brick's iconic "Taylah Hall" pronunciation that I entirely lost track of not only the sentence I was in the middle of but also the conversation topic.

TayLA Hall brought to you by Viva Tequila Seltzah

follow-up: we were firming up our understanding of the Lindholms’ numbers and discussing that Peeke wants to see if he can swing a cool hang

see you in Hell! besos

everybody doing jots jots jots

Jots Jots Jots (my fantasy hockey team, the Grimsby Jots, have rocketed to second place! out of four.)

“average” is no mean thing in competition. needed a big coat to carry all those thoughts around

We’ll be seeing him well into the 2040s simply because no one else wants to do the job? sounds true, sounds right