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Alex Culafi

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Dad, cybersecurity reporter, Talk Nintendo Podcast host and sci-fi booksman. My new book, A Frightening God, is out now. My first book, The Conqueror is Scared of Death, is also out now! Mostly post about video games. alexculafi.com

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I've worked on games where 10,000 concurrents was more than imaginable, others where 10,000 had the publisher on suicide watch.

Plainly, it's very stupid to publish articles about this if there's no insight about what it actually, literally means in context. Otherwise you're just posting a number

05.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and my Pokemon Ruby strategy guide in 2003

03.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How’d you do it? I’ve tried a straight recipe but for the last 5-6 years I just do the Golden Curry medium with a pat of butter, shot of sriracha, and bit of honey

01.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was a doubter but the new PokΓ©mon’s graphics look photorealistic.

27.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I was on an 11 and bought a 16e this week. With a trade in it was like 400, meh.

27.02.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not enough#

27.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, so we got a trojan horse
ag.ny.gov/press-releas...

26.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 3968 πŸ” 2066 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 109
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Metacritic has sent a reminder email to all games site editors/publishers which is pretty strong, and great:

26.02.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2462 πŸ” 628 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 50

Not available in enough places where I am. My go to middle school snack was Orangina and BBQ Fritos. Still would be if I had my way.

23.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The whole crew's here to talk Diablo 2, Nioh 3 and Gimmick 2!

www.nintendoworldreport.com/talknintendo...

22.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I preordered the board book!!!

22.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That Hello Mario app on Switch is actually kind of crazy as a tool to teach interactivity to a toddler.

22.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Introduced my 2 year old to Fritos and Super Mario this weekend and I feel like Robert Oppenheimer

22.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It also has tons of build variety and freedom in how you approach its challenge (think Elden Ring almost), while having a difficulty maybe two notches below Nioh 2 (so far).

12.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nioh 3 has the juice, moreso than any of these Team Ninja games have before. Replaces the linear levels with Arceus-style mini open worlds littered with activities. The combo of brain itch Nioh combat with β€œooh what’s that” level design has proven dangerous for my free time.

12.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWho is generally considered to be unreliable but”

10.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Considered taking some scissors to the first few pages of that Ellison compilation from a year or two ago

03.02.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know why Little Guy Crawlin Around is the name I internally decided on for β€œamusement park open world games that feel like *that*” but I probably latched on to BOTW and Link sticking to the side of a mountain, crawling around.

31.01.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Popular examples are Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Elden Ring, and Pokemon Legends: Arceus. Anyway, I bring up this insane thought of mine because Nioh 3 is very clearly another one of these and I really love what I’ve played of the demo so far.

31.01.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a video game genre name I came up with which is only useful to me, but it’s called β€œLittle Guy Crawlin Around.” I use it to describe open world action games where you just bop around from thing to thing going β€œooo what’s that!” like a playground.

31.01.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I generally agree with you but is Steam Deck below Switch 2 power-wise? I feel like I’ve ran stuff like Sekiro and Doom Eternal at 50-60fps (respectively) + good fidelity and Im not convinced Switch 2 would handle those games as well.

23.01.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Having a toddler and not keeping separate streaming profiles means Disney+ will just attempt to make recommendations based on Bluey and Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans.

22.01.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

28 Years Later: The Peak Temple

18.01.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn’t EA shutting this one down?

13.01.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need that Zojirushi recipe pls.

13.01.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pushmo is a very well received, popular game and I still think it’s underrated.

28.12.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you give an AI model a prompt and it generates a song, it’s not your creative expression that made it. It spits out options and you go β€œthat’s fine I guess.”

You’re deferring your vision to an expensive math equation. If you don’t believe in your idea enough to do it yourself, why should I?

19.12.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find that the tedious, β€œworky” parts of the creative process are the moments I get a little better. It’s taking a granular look at your embarrassing first draft and refining it where I believe your voice begins to form.

Giving that to an LLM prompt insulates you from ever pushing your own limits.

19.12.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for your loss, he was lucky to have you

18.12.2025 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

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