Tina's Driving Lesson

Yes please

Black and white photo of a dinner scene, several older light skinned people are sitting and focusing on whatever foods are laid out before them. A short haired tabby cat is standing, stretched up on its hind legs with its front paws gripped over the edge of the table like it’s trying to see what’s up there or possibly drag itself up

MADAM YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS. Photo from my collection, 1951.

😹 I love this Past Cat

Maybe.

I haven't given up on this yet. I think if Platner wins the primary, we get Collins in the general. It's really hard to see any other outcome than her wiping the floor with him.

So I'd like to think it might be Mills, or a surprise rise of a lesser-known candidate.

I love it

Ink drawing with pencil colours on green paper. It is indeed a sort of owl, in flight. No background, just green. The owl is flying from right to left. Now then. This isn't the easiest thing to describe. The owl body is horizontal, and the front of the owl is sort of like a loaf of bread - its face is flat, white, two little humps at the top, tiny eyes and a tiny beak. From there, the body carries on backwards initially the same size as the face but then tapers away till the end of it is tiny. Under the face, hanging by a hinge, is a sort-of face cover, not in use at the moment, the same size and shape as the owl's face, and with eye holes at the right points. The owl's body is dark blue, fading up to light green with a white streak of light across the top. The wings are the same blue, but each feather fades to a bright pink as it goes along.

New picture. An owl. Sort of.

BREAKING: Bipartisan group of Senators call for an independent audit of the Justice Department’s protocol when redacting the Epstein files.

"...ICE’s brutality, saying no to war, and opposing the genocide in Gaza."

Meanwhile, Graham Platner (2020): "Wanted to have an adventure and kill some people. Hell of an excellent experience."

You can still change your endorsement to a candidate who is *not* openly homicidal. There are several.

Oh my word 🤭

Thank you!

Badgermin Forever!

Meanwhile, Graham Platner: "Black people don't tip."

This is only the primary. You can change course to a candidate who is *not* openly racist. There are several good Democrats running.

What... what in the name of the Bad Taxidermy Museum is going on here?!?

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May we license this one for US stamps also please?

"Choosing Talarico over Crockett may depress Black voter turnout in the general election" is as plain as the nose on anybody's face.

Blueskyers' apparent determination to blame you for stating this incredibly obvious fact is not only racist, it's also stupid. It's shooting the messenger.

I don't know that I think even those are useful. 😄 But I don't have a problem with them either. Agree TSA theater needs to end though, yeah.

The more important point, for me, is I don't require Senator Murray to agree with me about this. And I do agree that if they are there, they need to be paid.

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I did. Despite having in fact a lot of responsibility, and very little personal freedom. 😄

But it's *also* true the world was better then. Fascism was considered bad. Jeans were 100% cotton. We still had real winters, and we fixed the hole in the ozone.

False binaries are everywhere!

Normalize slapping linear time in the face

And I think you're very charming, too!

But I sympathize, and I'm sorry that this is something a writer has to do today. It does seem unfair.

Uggi was so good 😊

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Well, sure, when you put it that way... 😂

I got blocked by Vincent D'Onofrio when an acquaintance accidentally tweeted her panties at him. 

I swear, it really was an accident! 😆 She forgot he was tagged into the conversation. It was a bunch of people. I defended her and welp.

Fair enough! It'll forever be funny. 🩲

Traffic crash, left turn in front of approaching traffic. YouTube video by Kascus

They will, though. Cars hit other cars all the time.

I learned to drive in Boston, where center turn lanes are rare. You are right and Niedermeyer is wrong.

The above is an abnormal and dangerous way to handle a challenging turn. What you describe is the normal way.

There's a third option as well: Take a right, then bang a U.

Absolutely. Those young voices are terrified.

He's a fellow fascist, so, yes? Why wouldn't he. Only he lacked the foresight.

You started out with, "We will not vote…" and you know what, I believed you the first time.

Women just need to calm down and let our exes murder us

Absolutely. Following on movie alt as well!

Promotional image for The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960) "Sometimes, terror has a handsome face." Paul Massie, Christopher Lee, Dawn Addams

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AP: U.S. Senate candidate Scott Colom wins Mississippi’s Democratic primary election Scott Colom has been elected as the Democratic candidate for the Mississippi’s U.S. Senate race in November.

My guy won tonight

AP: U.S. Senate candidate Scott Colom wins Mississippi’s Democratic primary election www.wlox.com/2026/03/11/a...

Rock on! Hooray for Mr. Colom!