41% funded with two weeks to go. The presser in Canada is booked, the songs are coming together in the studio, and this record is happening. Thanks to everyone who’s backed, whether you grabbed a reward or gave just because, I really want to bring this full circle 🥹
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Hi I’m in an American city where they are flying predator drones now. I do not feel safe. Thanks!
Whenever I hear the phrase “snap election,” I picture Carney leaping into the air shouting, “It’s an election!” followed by a West Side Story-style flash mob snapping in unison. Canada
I’m single because I won’t date someone who thinks Musk is “actually really smart”.
Many, many men seem to hold this belief.
Musk does not represent masculinity. To women he represents a nefarious asexual nature.
Masculinity is Jon Stewart: intelligent, principled, and grounded in both humour and integrity.
Proposing to invade Greenland and call it “red white and blue land” is beneath a toddlers intelligence.
That actually happened today. Adults with brains allowed those words out of their mouths.
I think it’s funny that PM Trudeau likely had to call someone this week and tell them that they are Canada’s “fentanyl czar”.
There must have been some difficulty keeping a straight face on that call.
“Do I get a top hat?”
“No top hat”
“A cape?”
“Best we can do is a toque and a sash”
Are Americans going to pay taxes this year?
I miss the 90s
They are taking apart the department of education.
It isn’t even a MONTH in and they already got to the concentration camp part of their plan.
Seriously. Tell me again how history doesn’t repeat itself.
From @nicolesimone.bsky.social on one of her other social media accounts.
I agree, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepping down had a lot to do with trending right-wing hashtags, and people blindly following the trend.
A photograph of Bonhomme, the official representative of the Québec Winter Carnival. He is a big white snowman wearing a red tuque.
Going to tell Trump this is Canada’s Fentanyl Czar.
Thank you. I wish blue sky and threads had the same character amount
Everything is terrible BUT the days *are* getting longer, so there’s that.
It would be interesting to see where Steve Jobs would stand in all this political mess if he were still alive.
Fair
My hot take is Musk did the n*zi sign, but he did it for shock value. He’s like the kid who gets on the local news and flips off the camera during a school interview.
He doesn’t care about the consequences as long as people are talking about him… that’s what makes him so dangerous.
Canada’s basically like, “If you’re going to leave, you better come back with something impressive, like an Oscar, or at least an In-N-Out franchise. Otherwise, it’s maple treason.
Can people stop asking me if I’m moving back to Canada? I haven’t achieved enough success here in the States for Canada to take me back.
If they don’t seem like the type to use one and suddenly they do then that’s the tell
Here's a challenge for male writers: If you're writing a female main character, see if you can make it like 50 whole pages before she thinks about her weight and how it compares to other female characters and how it's okay if she's a little ✨soft✨ because she's given birth
We don’t need to see you get into a really cold tub of water. It’s messed up. It’s weird. Please don’t post that. We’ve only had heated water as a whole for less than a hundred years
Now, I’m going to mellow out and watch a Winston Churchill documentary.
The last thing we need during times of immediate disaster or unrest are recalls and votes of no confidence. I will always deeply disrespect those who choose to sow division rather than foster unity when it’s needed most.
Being a millennial who has lived through nothing but ‘unprecedented times,’ here’s my biggest annoyance: the knee-jerk reaction to blame leadership whenever something goes wrong.
Oh you're an AI Artist? Oh wow. Do you color in coloring books for a living too?
Hey #Canada check out this interview with Mark Carney (liberal candidate) on the Daily Show. This is such a great alternative to PP www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8S...
TikTok considering selling to Elon Musk is like handing a chainsaw to a guy who’s already juggling flaming torches - it’s absolute chaos.
