We should have the same time as them all over the world, because they have the best time. People have said "sir, you have the best time", so let's do that. Canada, Venezuela, Iran, Israel, everywhere. It would make it easier to schedule calls to Putin.
08.03.2026 08:56
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Alt text missed sorry. It's a cartoon of some biblical figures and a man is saying so ladies, thanks for being the first to witness the resurrection but we'll take it from here.
08.03.2026 08:26
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Smash the patriarchy.
08.03.2026 08:23
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There's no coming back from this. The US is a belligerent entity and the rest of the Western Hemisphere countries should treat it as such.
07.03.2026 21:27
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It's all about the grift
07.03.2026 15:24
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An IKEA kids' fitted play kitchen picked up second hand for small relatives. Our toddler grandson is borderline obsessed with kitchen related activities.
Just spent part of the morning installing a second hand fitted kitchen.
07.03.2026 11:51
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It's maybe time to just ignore him
06.03.2026 14:28
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As a German speaker this can only be good. We could do with more exposure to foreign languages in the UK.
06.03.2026 09:59
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Rubio: βLet me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.β
05.03.2026 21:09
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That's the same number of people who would clap Infantino in any room of more than twenty occupants.
05.03.2026 22:09
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Not everyone's a fan, but #StopFundingHate works π₯π₯π₯ stopfundinghate.info/donate/?d=1
05.03.2026 20:06
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Markwayne sounds like a Glaswegian crime child whose job is to identify possible fraud victims.
05.03.2026 19:12
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Are you sure that's not Boy George?
05.03.2026 19:06
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Don't just fire Kristi Noem. Fire all of the other idiots as well.
05.03.2026 18:39
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Big money has bought British politics
75% of Reformβs money has come from three rich white men
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/75-of-refo...
05.03.2026 08:21
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I remember my son aged 6 at a PMU in Perros-Guirec playing babyfoot with the local teenagers back in the late 90s. Demi Pelforth for mum and dad and Diabolo menthe for the kids.
05.03.2026 10:34
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In my case he was sadly outshone by Alf Tupper, the Tough of The Track.
05.03.2026 10:12
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I'll put them on a 19 bus to Granton
05.03.2026 08:37
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They're used to all kinds of weirdos.
05.03.2026 08:31
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I've decided to push back against the US and its nonsense. From now on any American tourist asking me for directions in Edinburgh is getting sent to Leith.
05.03.2026 08:24
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I'm looking forward to seeing what you've done...
04.03.2026 21:39
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Limmy ooft gif
04.03.2026 19:14
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Edinburgh bike peeps... a chance to own a class bit of cargo bike kit.
04.03.2026 19:03
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Spanish PM Pedro SΓ‘nchez on Iran: βSpain is against this disaster. Because we understand that governments are here to improve people's lives, to provide solutions to problems, not to make people's lives worse.
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04.03.2026 08:21
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It only takes a few percent drop in sales for companies to notice a boycott.
04.03.2026 10:52
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Trump, suffering from dementia, is confused about where his father was born. It was in the Bronx, not in Germany. Trump's grandfather was an immigrant who came here after getting kicked out of Germany for evading the draft.
03.03.2026 17:35
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Waking up to this and doing a sniff test to check that it's true. It's certainly believable in the bonkers world of US Christianity.
03.03.2026 07:47
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I just got an email from Brewdog about my Equity for Punks investment. There's no clarity about the shareholding, but I've been assured of a free beer on my birthday on a continuing basis at any of the 11 pubs that are being retained. π¬
02.03.2026 19:53
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Six years ago, his principles were entirely different.
02.03.2026 07:55
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Someone please explain to me what the fuck the US and Israel deciding to attack Iran has to do with the UK?
01.03.2026 22:13
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