Col needs to retire

I take shot as meaning, 'the ball is heading towards the goal' regardless of how it gets there

Aye, I really dont know what the formula is

Stats say Celtic had zero shots on target; does that mean a disallowed goal doesn't count as a shot on target?
Seems daft tbh

It's really, really bad. That's my route to work, I stop at the Greggs across the road most days

Quarter final, a semi final would have tilted the earths axis

I thought they were Spiderman masks

VAR

Whit?

Maeda ya wee hair-obssessed beauty 🍀

Can't remember the last time I watched a derby game live, there's no pleasure in it for me

These are beautiful

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A Scottish Last of the Summer Wine except worse because they're immortal so it never ends

Yes

No worries, it's my wife and lad I feel sorry for since I'm at work and everything we have runs off wifi :)

Got a message saying the router was activated but something has messed up somewhere

Virgin service stays: there is an intermittent signal in your area
Me: this happened at the exact moment I plugged the new router in, aye?

Ffs

Virgin bot: have you tried unplugging all the cables and resetting your router?
Me: about 20 times, yes

5G my good man. Plus I'm at work right now 😒

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Got a new router and upgraded our wifi speed

Now we have no internet

Hahaha

Soham murderer Ian Huntley dies after prison attack Huntley, who was serving a life sentence for murdering two schoolgirls, had been on life support following an attack by another inmate.

Some good news

Yes!

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond

I say worst, but

I think we all know how I feel about this ❤️

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Happy Birthday Adria!

Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in.
That’s Horatio of 3:1.

Evergreen post

Yes