Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop

god i can hear the 56k modem connect noises emanating from that dog's head, i love him

i would fuckin die for that dog

in massachusetts all hours are unhappy by law, but meals…. meals can be happy still…. ponder this

Screenshot of a Dril tweet: "everyone less mentally ill than me is Privileged, everyone more mentally ill than me is Toxic, everyone equally mentally ill to me is Cool"

We've graduated from "cool" to "also bad." That's self-sky-awareness. That's growth.

The Bluesky Line of Judgment is that anyone who has less posts than you is boring and anyone who has more posts than you is deranged. If they have the exact same amount? Also bad.

Limited edition benefit sweatshirt for The Trans Continental Pipeline from Bikini Kill Limited edition benefit sweatshirt for The Trans Continental Pipeline from Bikini Kill

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*puts on The Hunt for Red October for u*

she would never have gone to war with Iran, which is why she said Iran was our most immediate threat and we needed to have the most lethal military

kamala predicted all of this, that’s why her plan for ICE was to ah look at the time, gotta go

i couldn't be a parent because if they hit me with that i'd be like "...well, maybe he does? i guess we have to ask him?"

hell yeah little dudes

On the Bright Side: Blue Whales Spotted in New England Waters I wrote about blue whales, the biggest animal ever to inhabit Earth, off and on at The New York Times (see an example at the bottom of the post).

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Gamers might be the only people worse than wrestling fans for inexplicably showing you graphs and profit margins when talking about something thats just meant to entertain you enough to hold off the intrusive thoughts between work shifts.

Cat ownership is constant questions like "am i mad they yacked on the work clothes I just took out of the dryer or am I pleased that they yacked on the work clothes instead of the blanket I put on the bed which is also clean ans takes forever to dry"

look we just have to give them a HUGE majority and THEN they'll totally get around to standing up to trump

this fucking party, man

Cluely CEO Roy Lee admits to publicly lying about revenue numbers last year | TechCrunch The $7 million in annual recurring revenue that Cluely CEO Roy Lee shared last summer was a lie, its founder and CEO Roy Lee admitted on Thursday on X.

Who could possibly have predicted that a company whose slogan is "cheat on everything" would cheat?

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bringing in the pitchcom for the WBC and all of the australian pitches have names like the "wollongong wobbler"

Given Mox's strong opinions on sandwiches, I want to ask him if a hot dog is a sandwich. I feel like he'd spend years trying to figure it out. #aew

I know capitalism isn’t “cool” right now, but a lot of bandwagon marxists don’t really appreciate the hard work that goes into building a business. For instance, my grandfather made our fortune driving up to strangers and asking for a scoop of Grey Poupon, which he then repackaged for wholesalers

Countdown to launch. T-minus 10 days (but your book will arrive before that). #BookSky

Unfortunately, this book is all too relevant in our current political moment. Help spread the word.

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A Reddit post from r/Libertarian is titled "The warmongers in the US have gone off the rails" and tagged as "Discussion". The post expresses a Trump voter's dismay at a new war, feeling betrayed by promises of no foreign interventions, and questioning ongoing policy mistakes.

Taking liberties

#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

‘yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can’t work with minors rn’

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

mox's face when he's trying to get the last 7/11 hot dog but can't quite reach it