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it is beefy yet mysterious

reaching into the darkness and encountering a cat butt and knowing at first touch that it is a Harrow butt

hi baby did you know that there are a thousand ways people show they love you? the person that cuts up fruit for you, who signs up for the ad free Netflix so you can watch a show with them, who tells you to be safe? baby keep your ear to the ground & hear that love made the path you're walking on

got a call from someone who asked me to call them back and when i did I spent thirty minutes on with an AI agent trying to figure out how to get it to let me speak to the human that wanted to speak to me and then just hung up. the future is great

I wish my brain didn’t hear about bad things and immediately launch into a vivid enactment of “what if this happened to me?” although the world would probably be a better place if everyone’s brain did that. feels insane to still have to figure out lunch too

important: at bedtime harrow not only lets me fall asleep holding her paws, she will let me nudge a finger into her toe beans like she’s gripping me back

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

war is a moral failing of all parties involved, it is admitting you are a shit diplomat, which is the actual #1 job of any leader, and anyone who engages in one should be immediately removed and shunned forever and it is antisocial to the extreme to think anything else

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD: I’m laying nude in my bed waiting for you to come over and do whatever you want to me. I want you so bad I can’t stand it. I need your touch. I need you inside me. Please hurry over. No one else will do
A LESBIAN: thats cool, have you heard of hamburgers before

The gender marker was introduced as a paranoid reaction to the idea that it was possible to be unsure of someone's gender, and it will always be a mechanism for reprimanding those whose appearance doesn't meet expectations in line with what it says on the ID.

We Lived Happily during the War And when they bombed other people's houses, we protested but not enough, we opposed them but not enough. I was in my bed, around my bed America was falling: invisible house by invisible house by invisible house- I took a chair outside and watched the sun. In the sixth month of a disastrous reign in the house of money in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money, our great country of money, we (forgive us) lived happily during the war.

"in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)

lived happily during the war."

- Ilya Kaminsky

you will never ever ever beat someone whos having more fun than you

up too early bc a nightmare had the too-salient theme of “they will never give us permission to destroy them”

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

I resent having to think about politics this much. Ideally most of my thoughts would be about playing a video game and collecting a big crystal

Gideon meowed from the other room so I said “hello?” and she came flying in to see me, bit my finger, and ran off again. Ok thanks!

a handful of cheese is a meal. a yesterday's food is a meal. a breads is a meal. a seven snacks is a meal. follow me for more cooking tips

Molly Brodak HOW TO NOT BE A PERFECTIONIST People are vivid and small and don't live very long

This wonderful, tiny Molly Brodak poem, doing such huge, complicated things in a handful of lines

phlur rose whip. a dusk garden, fragrant and mysterious, hiding a dark secret. i LOVE rose and this one has some lovely depth to it. pairs great with my golden vanilla body lotion.

phlur strawberry letter + golden rule. stripped of tartness, this strawberry is more reminiscent of that sort of pink flavor of strawberry milk. youthful bordering on adolescent. golden rule introduces citrus/pear for a lovely sugary fruity mix that teases out a more authentic berry note

I don’t have cherry stem but I will look forward to trying the others! I did sample mood ring last time I was at Sephora but I don’t remember what I thought bc I got distracted by mango mood lol (i am a simp for mango!!!)

I got the discovery set so I have quite a few to try next! They’re pleasant but it’s very subtle after wearing louder stuff like gris charnel and kayali’s marshmallow for a while

phlur missing person. im beginning to see why they suggest layering their scents. this one's so faint all i can pick out is some kind of crisp, clean... maybe floral? not getting green or woody or citrusy. something's certainly missing! im slapping it with some father figure to add some depth

THEYRE SO GOOD

My favorite weekend activity is wearing pajama pants, and then changing into new pajama pants at night.

phlur father figure. the faint crisp green aroma of cilantro, without that awful taste. dad's makin' tacos!

kayali vanilla rock candy. vanilla so sweet you'll think you're a cake. are you a cake? might want to take a bite just in case

love a fauxhawk! been styling my new cut like a Mohawk some days, the sides are just a very short fade instead of shaved, it’s fun

more side effects should be giggling adjacent imo