Flapjack 🥞

Computer, should I walk or bike to this bike rack?

So McDonalds thought!

A year or so into my experiment to swap contempt out for other approaches, I…think spending a lot of time being contemptuous is kind of a major cognitive vuln

Target might as well have no doors.

At this point it's barely even a boycott, I've just stopped thinking of Target as a place to buy the things I used to buy at Target.

Epic Fury Road

Without downloading any new pics, throw your phone in the ocean

A tomahawk missile costs the taxpayers the same amount of money as one five-year major NIH research grant. Remember that every time they tell us one of those missed the target, blew up paintings of enemy aircraft or tanks, or was the fifth and unnecessary hit on the same target.

Canada has not participated, will not be participating, and will not have participated.

Never believe that budget cuts to social programs or education, or supporting the arts and science are about fiscal responsibility due to limited funds. They always find the money when they want to.

And this doesn't even include the cost of human lives, which is the real horror here.

At ~$1 billion/day, the US has spent as much on the war in Iran in ten days as the entire FY25 budget for the National Science Foundation ($10 billion).

Trump's FY26 budget request for the agency declined to $3.9 billion, due to a "realignment of resources in a constrained fiscal environment."

cold brew is just coffee that had time to think about what it did

A syllabot will never stop those emails whose only purpose is to show a student cares and is motivated

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Our lab has a new postdoc position that is ideal for someone interested in a career in data science or statistical consulting and an interest in gender diversity / trans health. apply.interfolio.com/182278

More like the Crooked of Hormuz

Essentially is such a bs word

One of them asked his AI girlfriend to generate some evil ideas, hoping to cheer her up after she failed the carwash question

Shitheel of the Americas

coraline mom transformation to scary button eyed mom

In that airplane bed.

Next!

i don't know how to teach people to be more curious but i think that's what we desperately need

Glitterball is OUR word

I repudiate your email about applying for grants from the Department of Whatever That Is

what if red brick building glazed with rainwater

anyway I guess I should get out of bed and do some tax returns. maybe get some refunds for people to get their cash away from this government

Opinion | Why Have You Started This War, Mr. President?

Quiz: Is the @nytopinion.nytimes.com Editorial Board describing Iran or the United States?

"It oppresses women, L.G.B.T.Q. people and religious minorities. Its leaders have impoverished their own citizens while corruptly enriching themselves."

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/o...

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

All bike lanes need to be 2 people wide in each direction because I’m a lover boy