How many Nazi tats are considered too many to display?

RFKjr says “vape ur way to health”

This is such a stupid idea I can't believe it didn't come from Colin-I-Mean-Kevin Hassett.

Wait, it probably did...that would totally be an energy vampire move, right?

In Netanyahu’s cahoots

Yay! Now can we put him on trial for car alarms?

Does she even understand how rapey that sounds?

To quote Book of Mormon: Fuck God!

Most likely to win a Darwin Award on behalf of an entire country.

Love you but put the brakes on AI and give time to do a true cost benefit analysis from a social perspective vs a capitalist perspective

Humans are obviously superfluous.

The “economy” is the only important thing, and if that means just a bunch of bots exchanging ideas and buying plastic shit from Amazon, delivered directly to waste dumps, that is fine.

He got a personal pardon from god delivered by carrier angel

Also, the "three nutritious meals a day*" represent the four food groups:

white bread (grains)
slice of bologna (protein)
wilted piece of lettuce (fruit & veg)
dab of mayo (dairy)

* please cut the sandwich you are given at 2am into 3 pieces

"Medical attention" means you get a temperature and blood pressure check, along with a body cavity search, within 12 hours of being booked into a concentration camp.*

* offer does not apply when held at a repurposed field office for 1 to 1000 hours

Oh well, if the feeling was based on fact, then I guess everything's hunky dory.

My feeling that this administration lies constantly is also based on fact. What action should I take?

This kind of question almost makes me want to get on one of the prediction markets.

Texas is lucky to have you. Can't wait to see what you do next.

As an atheist I am always uncomfortable when a politician emphasizes their religion, but I see all these comments about Talarico being the next Fetterman without anything to support that argument.

I am not Texan but have watched this race excitedly. I like both of them.

I was disappointed when Crockett threw her hat in the ring when Talarico was already establishing some momentum.

Hate that this could mean Crockett loses her place in Congress.

HEY KURDS: DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN

I am not a parent but I believe this and also believe it applies to everyone, not just "women and children".

Just like the Iraq war, never an officially declared a war, which declaration has to come from Congress...

Our media luminaries ask why the target defends itself.

Next, any Iranian who resists the bombardment (and I hope not occupation attempt) gets labeled as an "insurrectionist".

I'm going to miss John Oliver, not to mention the next season of Heated Rivalry

I'm running out of streaming services to cancel

I understand we are living in times when the executive branch routinely violates the Constitution, but it seems like states would have to cooperate to some extent for this scenario to work the way these assholes expect.

In what way would an executive order "unlock" extraordinary presidential power over elections? There is no basis for that in the Constitution.

This administration is composed pretty much entirely of Nazis.

The problem with immigration over the last few decades is how unfair and difficult the system has been for immigrants.

Immigration has never been the problem bipartisan "consensus" made it.

Democrats have either been willfully complicit in the racism Republicans have used to frame this issue, or foolish and feckless by starting every sentence on the topic with "we have to fix immigration but..."

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Don’t forget trans people when you run for president.

I won’t forget you throwing them under the bus for convenience.

Boss Hogg was my favorite teacher in Sunday School