Chris “Chance!” Brown

You got 7 hours left on the west coast, shove it down your cheese hole

It’s the cheese of the DAY

Hell yeah brother

“Kyle Chandler =\= Jack Reacher in Jack Reacher scenarios”

I mean unless he’s conserving lantern energy, but he’s throwing himself out of a moving vehicle, I don’t think that crossed Hal’s mind

Why is the lantern so extremely small, it doesn’t read

It’s the same level of marvel/previous DC where the costume design wants to look like composite but looks like cheap rubber plastic and not only that, it’s over designed

Saw the lanterns trailer and it’s less Justified and more the Walking Tall remake with The Rock

Also:
1) why does the suit look like that, that is a bad outfit
2) why is the suit on an actual hanger in a closet

He’s got so much money that it doesn’t even matter, he’s making a sequel to a movie about a stuffed bear that acts like Southie Archie Bunker, but listen, for you, the filmmaker, take it to heart that you can get those high concept jokes, but they better have a good build and work

Oh yeah that is… real close to where…. Huh.

Like, not to go after MacFarlane for the economy of jokes, but pulling a Clinton gag with a bad Clinton impression using the thing everyone hates could have been avoided by having a decent editor

If you need a thing that specific for a joke to work, you don’t need the joke.

Not much improved, need to figure out if the frame is pullable, because that would be ideal

John Waters really phoned it in on 2 and 3

If you’re at #eccc please don’t forget to come to the Basement! A lot of people seem to think there’s only Funko pops and long box comics and blind boxes, but they moved a bunch of indie artists down here too! Don’t miss out!!

All we can do is hope, which is great because man do I not have the energy to maintain that

You give me 4 d6s and say “hey if all of those fail you fail, anything less is just complicated” and I’m having a great time

Anyway, if we’re judging TTRPGs by fun and playability it goes:
-anything where it’s just an amount of D6s
-anything where it’s roll under
-anything where it’s roll over

(Three days pass)

-anything past DnD 4e

I got people who put in good words for me on two, which makes it even weirder that I have to follow up this much

“It’s just spellcheck!”
First off, it isn’t if it suggests sentence structure, secondly if it analyzes and consumes your data, you better learn to spell without it

Oh man is it my favorite time of year, the one where I can wear my “hey grammarly also sucks, it’s just a tamer form of generative AI” shirt

It might have actually been to the same person, to be honest

What’s awesome is that we got all these hoops to jump through, that they delineate almost too specifically, just to slam into a concrete wall in three seconds flat

“Hey yeah! Thanks for letting me know, hopefully we can work-“
As I sense the email getting printed out and dunked in the trash, like they didn’t have to do that but it was worth the extra mile

“We promise we’re trying to get better at responding to everyone that submits!”
Me: hey I just did boards and directed on an action comedy thing for a AAA video game, whaaaaazaaaaaaaaap
“Kinda clearly never going to respond to you”
Me: alright, I’ll just cordially follow up until the end of time

So I followed up on a follow up I sent on Thursday, which is a follow up from an email I sent that didn’t receive a response in February, so either get better at writing rejection emails or give me a job, I kinda don’t care which

I remember people telling me to put in for those, because there was a studio in Vancouver that didn’t care, but those days are quite visibly gone, as my email inbox keeps telling me

Apparently they brought it back for a retro night but then shelved the Johnnie Hart drawn logo, which sucks

They cost so much but they’re so good

There’s multiple tracks and static image support, which rips