PAUL•E 👽🛸 (@paule2313)

Satan*

22.01.2025 12:27 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

"After much thought, contemplation, and encouragement from neighborhood dogs, I am withdrawing my name from consideration for the Senate seat in Florida to concentrate on my howling." - Lara Lea Trump

22.12.2024 03:04 👍 1329 🔁 166 💬 162 📌 24

Throw out a specific question about a military airplane all casual like...

20.12.2024 22:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Philomena Cunk standing beside a Santa statue saying the good children will get lots of presents and so, it turns out, will the bad ones. In fact, the only ones who won't get very much are the poor children that's because Santa judges a child's goodness based largely on parental income.

Cunk spittin Christmas cheer

20.12.2024 12:48 👍 5603 🔁 1869 💬 15 📌 27

It came out at 7 in the morning, and it stayed there all day...🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞

20.12.2024 12:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

19.12.2024 21:20 👍 3353 🔁 446 💬 71 📌 67

Speaking about things dropping the size of cars... 💩

19.12.2024 07:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Impact

19.12.2024 01:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun fact: Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.

It’s also their biggest import

18.12.2024 15:49 👍 207 🔁 16 💬 17 📌 1

Really 😯

18.12.2024 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

18.12.2024 19:45 👍 275 🔁 59 💬 2 📌 2

Buying a dimebag from the mall santa while he eats his panda express

18.12.2024 15:10 👍 126 🔁 26 💬 5 📌 1

FoIIow (us) 👇 for more! @beautifullocity.bsky.social 👈

18.12.2024 19:05 👍 222 🔁 33 💬 11 📌 3

Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care -The Onion

Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
theonion.com/health-insur...

18.12.2024 17:58 👍 11123 🔁 2132 💬 269 📌 152

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. -The Onion

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
theonion.com/man-says-fuc...

18.12.2024 16:57 👍 11292 🔁 836 💬 280 📌 225

I have one also, these are great controllers

18.12.2024 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really love this place but navigating notifications is dreadful.

18.12.2024 11:25 👍 100 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1

FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System -The Onion

FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
theonion.com/fema-adminis...

17.12.2024 18:57 👍 2702 🔁 168 💬 57 📌 23

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

18.12.2024 08:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eat, drink, be merry for tomorrow we die. If we're lucky.

13.12.2024 00:35 👍 52 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0

a neon sign that says narc with an american flag background ALT: a neon sign that says narc with an american flag background

18.12.2024 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if I'm happy to see you AND have a banana in my pocket?

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18.12.2024 00:48 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy -The Onion

Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy
theonion.com/embarrassed-...

17.12.2024 20:43 👍 4844 🔁 278 💬 56 📌 18

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17.12.2024 22:39 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The need to be seen and the horror of being seen all at the same time.

17.12.2024 02:51 👍 145 🔁 69 💬 2 📌 1

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