Many hands make light work
That is, unless you're talking about this barrel of severed hands I need to move in which case, many hands makes more work
25.02.2026 03:11
👍 5
🔁 3
💬 0
📌 0
Many hands make light work
That is, unless you're talking about this barrel of severed hands I need to move in which case, many hands makes more work
Egging someone's house but with balut eggs so they know it's personal
I'm just saying that if you have a public dog wedding for your dog, you are required to also have a public dog funeral
Trying to get these coward scientists to answer why people's breath fogs up in the cold but their farts don't
The ever present threat of bad sex hangs over our heads much like the cock of Damocles
two lil hyrax one sweet and one evil
the devil on my shoulder telling me to go ahead and respond to that stupid person
When you're born with a pumpkin instead of a penis
His cancer made the ultimate sacrifice and died to end him
Alpha Bro: If you did get pregnant, the baby would be more plastic than person and I don't want that for you
Waiting for the inevitable guy who says he can't wear condoms because he's afraid of microplastics
Okay, so, I'm just saying it because it needs to be said
But technically, the photos from Epstein's island are public domain
All these people are putting "sapiosexual" on their profiles yet no one has tried having sex with my brain yet. Interesting
I love that we say people are being extra by "beating a dead horse" as though beating a live horse is a perfectly normal and reasonable thing to do
No.
~me, being concise
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
My Friend: *talking about a horrible life experience they just went through and are still dealing with*
Me: *waiting for them to stop talking so I can bring up this cool new pen I got*
fuck punctuation this isnt a class
why does ancient cave art get so much attention it’s so basic
Well, I'm dying my heir purple
Also what my cat looks like anytime I try to touch her belly
Flash mobs but two million people go completely limp wherever
*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence
Npnp!
*hands over shattered pieces*
Try other people's first. Those are the best ones
What trick do you use so that it's not you before and during? I'm trying to up my game
I do this but at trials
Wait, who are we rooting for again?
How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?
