As the famous Rapper Sam-B said "looking like a mother fucking post card"
13.03.2026 15:54
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As the famous Rapper Sam-B said "looking like a mother fucking post card"
I had a theqter professor who would send out a quiz of who would win an Oscar for each category and if you got it right you got 1 yes count it 1 point extra credit. Fucking asshole. Fucking Oscars.
Wow what a pull
Based and unc pilled
O look, an all you can eat buffet.
And I am huuuuungry
Dang, need a mouth to help cover it?
I'd fold like a fan every time
Would all 3, same time, in a second uwu. And then proceed to live in a wheelchair for the rest on my life
Delicious. Ever put that thing in a bun? Would be cute uwu
Delicious.
Finally, some good fucking food
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time for talk
Driving a U-Haul for the first time? That sounds like a good premise for a porn animation you do of one of the characters driving to a gas station and then the big burly truck driver teasers who's ever driving the U-Haul only for them to go to the shower and bust uwu
But really though good luck
"They don't swear enough." 🙄
Do a weekly bsky popularity recap comic
Just say it Gus. You've become a ...vegetarian 😫😭
He was expecting a new job, but was he expecting a new love?
No.
He wasn't.
Can tell future you to send you the art now then draw it to send to past you or it will disappear?
Can I 6-7 which of your pecs i like more?
After the bacon incident. I never am cooking naked again
I wanna eat them out like its a sloppy lasagna on a fork and haven't eaten in days until they gush out like Niagara Falls
I'm thirsty for monster ...cock!
(Some one had to say it)
Is he an uncut horse? Because we really need more uncut horse furries.
You're so sweet. My heart goes out for you. ❤️❤️❤️
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I do like me a cringe man with strong arms and a cursed brain.
Hi uwu
I will horribly penis this man.
I want you to blow me after eating an onion. In fact, take a bite out of one and just succ me after. Actually, could you do the grapefruit trick on me but with an onion?
