Sorry for getting drunk last night & calling your girlfriend a rotten egg x
03.10.2025 14:08
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Sorry for getting drunk last night & calling your girlfriend a rotten egg x
Running on their wee wheel must be so good for a hamster’s mental health x
'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea but all the lyrics are 'i'm driving home for christmas'.
3 years ago I got the absolute pleasure of filming the video for Lucifer's Christmas.
It was so much fun to get some of my closest pals to fill my 'heaven'
@pauldock93.bsky.social made a beautiful wee angel too 👼
youtu.be/UOZ4WjKjfio?...
If you eat all the chocolate in your advent calendar in one go or open presents before Christmas Day then you are a lesser being
No restraint or fortitude, zero respect for the festive period
Greedy & pathetic x
In the club speaking to the hottest girl in Pingu language x
Old people will ask for help on the computer & it will just be 40 minutes of supervising them as they try to remember their login & password x
Splitting the G(uinness) then shitting my P(ants) x
*the most straight forward explanatory email you could possibly compose*
Recipient with expertise in that subject: “Hmm unsure what you are asking” x
Joe-Quinn my penis to Gladiator II until I made a Mess-c-all over the cinema seats x
I’ll tell you what I could never be a celebrity, I would die from the first sauce on Hot Ones x
Wait a minute… the villain in the first gladiator: Joaquin… the villain in the new gladiator Joe Quinn 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 x
Smash the like button if you are a REAL Doakhead x
Auld da’s around the world are eagerly anticipating the Mike Tyson fight tomorrow
Seeing themselves as the veteran fighter looking to prove age doesn’t matter & Jake Paul as their daughter’s wee bastard boyfriend
They’ll be rolling about in the garden by midnight x
You don’t hear anyone saying scuddies anymore, it’s a vile wee word that flicks off the tongue & I love it, bring back scuddies x