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Quality analyst, automation engineer and security enthusiast. πŸͺ¦ Worshipper of The God of Fear and Hunger. 🌏 The bottom of the world, Melbourne - Australia.

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Let's get real parasocial with it.

..let's not.

05.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it always the guy who has never been in a single fight that didn't end with him crying

05.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently found out that those pepperball launchers riot police have are completely legal to own. Unfortunately, the ammo is illegal in my state. It would have made for an absolutely hilarious home defense option. The assailant has to assess if I’m crazy enough to tear gas us both (I am).

05.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

KAROLINE LEAVITT: "President Trump invaded Iran because he had a feeling."

MOST AMERICANS & THE REST OF THE WORLD: "Fuck your feelings."

04.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 2918 πŸ” 743 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 33
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04.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is there anyone who has read a book or even a newspaper in charge?

03.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8

Want to see me scream into this void this April? This is where I will be doing it.

03.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

We plan to decrease operational costs for our AI model by building custom servers that are immune to cosmic radiation, then spending trillions of dollars launching them into space. Yes, our CFO did tech themselves math using ChatGPT, why do you ask?

25.02.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

someone else's keyboard. Ugh.

That's the skeet.

24.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote about the background to this case last year.

It’s a grim story, but also an inspiring one. One lawyer literally stood next to the tarmac, warning any officials she saw that they’d be complicit in violating a court order if the planes took off.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

24.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 869 πŸ” 368 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 8

Wow imagine flipping out over that. Girl, you're the one looking at it and somehow found the time to tell everyone your BIG feelings on the matter.

Sometimes, the problem is you. πŸ’…

24.02.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A trollycule is a polycule but everyone has been whacked by the ugly stick.

23.02.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.02.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 40989 πŸ” 10910 πŸ’¬ 312 πŸ“Œ 339

You may be tempted to roll your eyes and say that this was obvious, but there is a substantive difference between pointing out there is a slippery slope and having solid evidence that Ring's CEO is planning to expand Search Party beyond lost pets. Kudos to 404 Media.

18.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Bacteria frozen in ancient underground ice cave found to be resistant against 10 modern antibiotics Bacteria lurk everywhere. However, it’s only after researchers retrieve them from the most remote corners of the Earth that we can learn more about the risks and potentials they pose. When resea...

Bacteria frozen in ancient underground ice cave found to be resistant against 10 modern antibiotics | EurekAlert! www.eurekalert.org/news-release...

18.02.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 21
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Hacking conference Def Con bans three people linked to Epstein | TechCrunch The Def Con hacking conference banned hackers Pablos Holman and Vincenzo Iozzo, as well as former MIT Media Lab director Joichi Ito, from attending the annual conference after their reported connectio...

It's nice to see that when DEFCON says "Don't support rapists" they really mean it. techcrunch.com/2026/02/18/h...

18.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

You'll notice that I am very carefully riding the line in NOT saying AI is the same as NFT. It's just not.

But the vibes, man. The chucklefuck barnacles. The ostentatious proclamations trespassing even a toddler's understanding.

Excluding these people from the vibes is gonna need to be a Project.

17.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1

Thinking about how much public perception of AI is probably downstream of the ridiculous beclownment of NFT just a couple years prior, by what culturally feels like the same gaggle of zero-value-add meme-surfing scamlords.

16.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

I really need to re-watch this. I remember watching it in highschool on Austar. It was, as you said - haunting.

I really would re-watch and parse this as an adult.

18.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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😲 This is THE most amazing thing I've seen this year. (And that's saying something!)

A ResistDance retelling of ICE murdering Renee Good & Alex Pretti enacted through danceβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜­

Performed by First Amendment Troop in DC. 🀍

17.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 700 πŸ” 308 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 39

Water usage? Yeah maybe.

17.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1583 πŸ” 294 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 10

Happy Valentine's Day
(For tomorrow)

12.02.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar
The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar YouTube video by The Guild

Watch it do it remember how good we had it youtube.com/watch?v=urNy...

12.02.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Aaaaaw, back when the internet was fun and not actively cataloging our downfall.

12.02.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...I haven't been to uni in 20 years.

12.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep getting trapped in these nightmares where I flunked some of my modules and have to go back for another year.

12.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen Titane?

05.02.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was pretty epic though. I love your work.

04.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0