'kay

nevermind where they come from. when do we learn what to do with them?

now we're looking for fast solutions that'll do in a pinch.

forget events -- i need to mentally prepare for -lunch-. decisions can't be rushed.

total meathead.

says the guy who has hair on his head but still wears hats.

what would you say if you didn't like your reading and also you're an old west outlaw?

good. you're welcome.

thanksgiving with visser three

hard mode: he's also wearing a little bow tie.

unless of course it's a particularly nice leaf. something colorful with an interesting shape. i might fall for fancy foliage.

what the frick?

look, i may be desperate for approval, but don't you dare give me a genuine heartfelt compliment.

sure, but using one is a pain in the neck.

i don’t really exercise. the only squats i do are diddly.

'i have demanded to sit down with the zombie horde, because that's the only way to avoid the extinction of humankind. i hope and pray that the zombies will sit down with us and negotiate an anti-brain-eating bill. so far they haven't.'

maybe it just wasn’t raw enough.

way ahead of you.

aw shucks.

so yeah i really don’t like this, but i also can’t argue with it. well played.

that's what happens when you don't put away your leftover healthcare.

sad to announce that i just got fired from my job as a calendar editor. they say i took too many days off.

better question is do you need the master ball specifically or will any poké ball do?

c'mooonnn just believe my truth already. don't make me think up an actual reason -- reasoning is haaaard.

same with mine. just really rubs me the wrong way.

aw shoot. only a few days in and i already failed ‘no nut november’.

i tried to be strong, i really did. but sometimes a girl just really wants some almonds.

i suppose we’ll try again next year.

i love telling dad jokes.

sometimes he even laughs.

maybe this is my asexuality talking, but i think the world could be a better place if people weren’t so horny all the time.

fun fact: a peenut is neither pee nor nut.

is there a greater tragedy than thinking up the perfect zinger after already leaving the room?

…yes, obviously, lots of them. still annoying tho.

keeps coming out as generational trauma instead.