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Paul the Octopus

@co-xy

PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be πŸ™ Two top 1k finishes decades ago 11k last season

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Didn’t have a good feeling about this gwk and happy to escape with a small red ….πŸ”»34kπŸ”»

Should have been braver going against the Haaland (c)

Battered by my nemesis Joao Pedro

Enjoy the FA Cup break πŸ™ƒπŸ™

05.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Death, taxes and never owing Joao Pedro at the right time #Gwk29 #FPL

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04.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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FPL managers - I need your help.

I’m working with researchers on a project into the psychology of FPL managers.

We’re first developing a measure of FPL motivations and need responses.

⏰ 5-10 mins
βœ… No writing required

Please complete & QT/share!

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04.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 5
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Need some news on Rice and Haaland before the midweek games. Don’t think we’ll get it.

Up to 27k πŸ™

Should be a fun week for (C) if Haaland is still out 😬

01.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mosquera with another long throw for Wolves

18.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

60% off the time it would have worked out every time

18.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#BSkyBeer

πŸ˜‡ Holy Goat 🐐

πŸ₯ƒ Barrel Aged Voidsmoker πŸ‘Œ

πŸ–€Sweet, Smokey, Chocolate Imperial stout πŸ–€

14.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#FPL Gameweek 26

Assman chip active

1/2 FTs used:
Van Hecke -> Richards

Here’s hoping I don’t get burned in defence again! Viva Tony Pulis

GL πŸ™

10.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œI’m not captaining (or TC) Gabriel because everybody else is”

I love the psychology that makes people think this way. Good luck either way πŸ€ πŸ™

10.02.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#FPL Small red to 40k πŸ”»

Van Hecke no show and Ekiteke not being able to hit a barn door sealed it

Will probably roll again before deciding if the defence needs fixing

08.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Summerville (c) vs Dalot then

07.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#BSkyBeer

😈 Brujos πŸ’€

⬛️ Mortis Imperium ⬛️

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« 10.5% Triple IPA 😡

Liquid Fruit Salad Sweets

07.02.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯„

07.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#DEFCON is rightly getting a battering from some but I can’t help but feel like it’s parents at under 10s football that think it’s all about scoring goals.

Or maybe it’s due to having what some perceive as a bad season?

A few tweaks for next season and I’m sure it’ll be more balanced ✌🏻 πŸ™

07.02.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Don’t try and eat your soup with a fork when there’s a perfectly good spoon available

06.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#FPL Gameweek 25 team sheet

Haaland benched Γ  la Pep, as his recent performances haven’t been good enough. He can come off the bench if needed πŸ˜‰

Rolling FTs as much as possible now πŸ₯±

GL πŸ™

06.02.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wirtz to Rice for his tough away game at Sunderland?

Would you be TC one of them too?

03.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A brutal week for swings like that

03.02.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We love this game

02.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would have been respectable at 16 points. The FPL purist in me didn’t want a 2nd BB anyway 😭 Can only laugh πŸ˜‚

02.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dubravka save points πŸ“ˆ 3 point BB*

Oh and Opta say Neco Williams’ hand ball is the first straight red for hand ball in the PL for 5 years πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

02.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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An absolute calamity of a BB combined with my highest Gwk rank of the season πŸ™ƒ πŸ“ˆ

❌ Van Hecke CS wipeout at the death
❌ Swapped Reinildo (11 pointer) after his dire display Vs West Ham for Neco Williams (-2)πŸ€šπŸ›‘ πŸ‘Œ
❌ Dubravka stinker 🟨
πŸ’© 2 point bench boost for the ages πŸ˜‚

Somehow up to 30k πŸ™

02.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Always sacrifice an egg for their windscreen

01.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gameweek from hell continues

01.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FPL heritage 🫠

I think it’s fair to say next season I won’t be taking spicy risks with the BB

Boring until the end of the season is the plan

01.02.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#BSkyBeer

πŸ₯ Bang the Elephant 🐘
Ascension Imperial Stout

Whisky heavy chocolate bomb πŸ₯ƒ

31.01.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ekiteke points after holding since he was as gratuitously humbled by Thiago holders

31.01.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Up next on the gameweek from Hell

#Hugo πŸ’¦

31.01.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rosenior at HT #Chelsea

It’s worked

31.01.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#BSkyBeer

Mills Brewing
Spectre Sister (Blend 6) 4.5% 🍏

Dry, Effervescent, Apple, Funky Saison

31.01.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0