for sale: baby shoes, near mint
for sale: baby shoes, near mint
Shadowrun (1993, SNES)
I have been saying this for years and nobody wants to believe me. Tell me the difference between having a fursuit of your sona and dressing up in a cloak and corpse paint calling yourself "Lord Grimdark" or some shit. It is the same thing.
got all my Sunday tasks done but ran out of time and had to skip watching Home Improvement with the kids
fuck you daylight savings
incredibly good album
that sucks! hope you recover quickly
Zelda on a 2005 tv.
Picked up a very lightweight portable LCD TV for 5 bucks and I am taking it for a test run with some original Zelda.
"I'm an alligator/ I'm a space invader/ well, I'm a rock n' roller" is just as funny as "a womp bomp a lou bop/ call me tarantula" as far as I'm concerned, and you can get both on rob zombie's new album!
Lloyd Kaufman as Prospero saying "When you have the power to stop diarrhea,"
"everybody wants to suck your dick."
SHAKESPEARE!
Tommy Pistol cameo π that's fun
oh no...
poster for Lloyd Kaufman's #Shakespeares Shitstorm (2020)
The Tempest is perhaps my favorite Shakespeare play
Tromeo & Juliet may be the greatest Shakespeare adaptation ever made
so surely... surely this movie will not be disappointing
cool. now we just need like a safecracker or something
I have no skills but I'm reliable
y'all got any schemes I can get in on?
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - youβll get nothing out of her except maybe discarded semen.
Since i was 12 i have thought of βsend in the clownsβ from the krusty comeback special at least once every 48 hours
bill maher waking up in the middle of the night, reaching for his notebook and scribbling down "I mean, rreeallly? (make cool smart guy face)"
name a rage against the machine song that aged poorly. oops you cant!!
I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.
βplease donβt drink and drive!β okay pizza commercial, I wonβt
I donβt know my moms phone number but will never forget this one youtu.be/oqxlmtVmmCI?...
Godzilla Final Wars 3.5 stars, Godzilla Tokyo SOD 4 stars, Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla 4 stars, Sinners 4 stars
Last Four Friday!
Godzilla millennium era with Sinners interlude. Imagine if the Smoke Stack Twins were kaiju. That'd be crazy.
i have fallen into a wormhole of 80βs japanese ambient albums that i cannot find my way out of
Last Four Friday
Lots of running. Either towards or away.
I like how in Sabbath's "Snowblind" you're like "is this about what I think it's about?" and then Ozzy just yells "cocaine!"
I listened to both albums back-to-back this morning. incredible all the way through
you sir, are no Freddy Krueger