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Mr. Austin

@misteraustin

Just some guy Half of: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ All of: https://mrluckyduck.blogspot.com/

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for sale: baby shoes, near mint

09.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shadowrun (1993, SNES)

09.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been saying this for years and nobody wants to believe me. Tell me the difference between having a fursuit of your sona and dressing up in a cloak and corpse paint calling yourself "Lord Grimdark" or some shit. It is the same thing.

08.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

got all my Sunday tasks done but ran out of time and had to skip watching Home Improvement with the kids

fuck you daylight savings

09.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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βœ‚οΈ Witchcraft X Eco Warrior 23 seconds Β· Clipped by Jake Austin Β· Original video "Witchcraft X : Mistress Of The Craft (1998) | Horror | Complete Movie" by It Came From The Video Aisle

he's gonna summon Captain Planet!!

05.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

incredibly good album

08.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that sucks! hope you recover quickly

08.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Zelda on a 2005 tv.

Zelda on a 2005 tv.

Picked up a very lightweight portable LCD TV for 5 bucks and I am taking it for a test run with some original Zelda.

08.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm an alligator/ I'm a space invader/ well, I'm a rock n' roller" is just as funny as "a womp bomp a lou bop/ call me tarantula" as far as I'm concerned, and you can get both on rob zombie's new album!

08.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lloyd Kaufman as Prospero saying "When you have the power to stop diarrhea,"

Lloyd Kaufman as Prospero saying "When you have the power to stop diarrhea,"

"everybody wants to suck your dick."

"everybody wants to suck your dick."

SHAKESPEARE!

08.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tommy Pistol cameo πŸ‘ that's fun

08.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no...

08.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
poster for Lloyd Kaufman's #Shakespeares Shitstorm (2020)

poster for Lloyd Kaufman's #Shakespeares Shitstorm (2020)

The Tempest is perhaps my favorite Shakespeare play

Tromeo & Juliet may be the greatest Shakespeare adaptation ever made

so surely... surely this movie will not be disappointing

08.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

cool. now we just need like a safecracker or something

08.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no skills but I'm reliable

08.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

y'all got any schemes I can get in on?

08.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - you’ll get nothing out of her except maybe discarded semen.

08.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Since i was 12 i have thought of ”send in the clowns” from the krusty comeback special at least once every 48 hours

08.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

bill maher waking up in the middle of the night, reaching for his notebook and scribbling down "I mean, rreeallly? (make cool smart guy face)"

08.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 451 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

name a rage against the machine song that aged poorly. oops you cant!!

08.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

08.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 11756 πŸ” 2554 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 183
08.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œplease don’t drink and drive!” okay pizza commercial, I won’t

08.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know my moms phone number but will never forget this one youtu.be/oqxlmtVmmCI?...

08.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Godzilla Final Wars 3.5 stars, Godzilla Tokyo SOD 4 stars, Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla 4 stars, Sinners 4 stars

Godzilla Final Wars 3.5 stars, Godzilla Tokyo SOD 4 stars, Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla 4 stars, Sinners 4 stars

Last Four Friday!

Godzilla millennium era with Sinners interlude. Imagine if the Smoke Stack Twins were kaiju. That'd be crazy.

06.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

i have fallen into a wormhole of 80’s japanese ambient albums that i cannot find my way out of

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last Four Friday

Lots of running. Either towards or away.

06.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how in Sabbath's "Snowblind" you're like "is this about what I think it's about?" and then Ozzy just yells "cocaine!"

07.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I listened to both albums back-to-back this morning. incredible all the way through

07.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you sir, are no Freddy Krueger

07.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0