technical debt collector

smokin on that shit that made r2d2 go weeeaaAAAAAAAAAaaaauuwww

a podcast app showing an episode of Boonta Vista with the title "Are Dipshits Allowed At The Fuckhead Store"

still cracks me up every single time

i bet the machine elves are responsible for all of this. smarmy kaleidoscope bastards

J.R.R. Jokien @joshcarlosjosh "can you explain this gap on your resumé?" I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin. Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell. 3:27 PM • 2021-07-07

joshh O)))) @JNalv I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (000000)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy 5:42 PM • 2013-02-20

This would fix me

I have decided it is real now

Captain Murphy, from 'Sealab 2021' says "You got any stuff that doesn't suck?"

i will not be buying another pair of ray bans lest i be mistaken for a Meta glasses creep

Listen up liberal, my wife left me

Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"

Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸"

Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."

Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

"slugged at the reborn baby bowser" is a timeless classic

Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck

A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"

Aren’t there like 40 of these cars

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone

edited screenshots from I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson appears distressed as he looks out of a car from the driver seat. there are 4 crude cow tools resting on the windowsill. he says, "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm scared."

people opening the funny papers in October 1982:

obviously he's a liar and a moron and thinks its 1992 but what we saw here was him claim Portland is a warzone, talk to the mayor of Portland and come back genuinely confused, and then a couple weeks later he's convinced again

Dynamo, s "stalker" from The Running Man is a large man clad in transparent greek/roman inspired armor with lots of multicolor leds embedded in it

A better shot of Dynamo in his weird little cybertruck, his helmet crest visible above the windshield

cybertruck driving raver sex pest, 2025 ass villain

Reminder that, for at least a year before 10/7, the Biden administration was helping Israel sell 12 oil licenses for land/sea that belonged to Palestine at the time.

They’re all complicit. Every last one.

the republican line to open corruption in the government is “WE DON’T CARE” lmfao

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer for sale: baby shoes. no lowball offers. i know what i have August 26, 2024 at 3:28 PM

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

He literally endorsed the means of his own demise.

An orange poster with a stylized allow human figure being flattened between 2 large green bottles. The label in Russian reads "alcohol is the cause of injuries at work."

Repair psychic damage from the labor department AI slop with beautiful Soviet work safety posters