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Lover of Newfies, Microsoft Excel, and Colorado. Link to some of my books: https://mlhumphrey.com/2024/09/15/all-the-many-pen-names/ Website: mlhumphrey.com Free Excel Tips and Tricks ebook: https://books2read.com/exceltips Will never email you.

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For the final voting to elect someone in Colorado we have mail-in and drop-off ballots so no need to even go in on the day of. But as I understand it she's currently participating in the party's meetings to choose the candidates that can run and then end up on that final ballot.

07.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup.

It sucks.

07.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon

panel one:
three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. 

panel two:
the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested.

panel three:
as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-"

panel four
phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

07.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 5161 πŸ” 1626 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 67

Same! They just randomly signed me up when I moved and I keep unsubcribing and still getting messages.

07.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Deep blue five-lobed flowers with black-dotted throats

Deep blue five-lobed flowers with black-dotted throats

Gentiana parryi, our Parry's Gentian, blooming above the East Portal #nativeplants

#FallBackFlowers #FallBack to Sep. 5 🌿

05.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maggie May and Miss Fancypants Mysteries Books 1 - 3 ebook by Aleksa Baxter - Rakuten Kobo Read "Maggie May and Miss Fancypants Mysteries Books 1 - 3" by Aleksa Baxter available from Rakuten Kobo. Maggie May never wanted to investigate a murder, but when her grandpa was accused of killing a...

#Kobo #cozy readers, there's a Cozy Reads promo this weekend in the U.S. and Canada. www.kobo.com/en/p/cozy-re...

Including the first three books in my Colorado cozy mystery series: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/... for just $3.99 US. Cute dogs, quirky family, good friends. And murder, of course.

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a ceramic black cat with its back arches and tail puffed out. The cats also had a floral pattern painted on it.

A photo of a ceramic black cat with its back arches and tail puffed out. The cats also had a floral pattern painted on it.

I made some more angry black cat sculptures! They will be available Friday, March 13th at 8pm Eastern time.

05.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 911 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

We dismantle by not letting their violence dictate the way we build love and community

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Independent artists and publishers going to ECCC: if you're interested in selling leftover things to us at wholesale prices so you don't have to haul them back, send us an email! We aren't open Sunday night / Monday to the public but we can figure things out if your stuff fits our vibe!

28.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

6) people talk about β€œground troops” on the news like they could be suddenly conjured up out of nowhere. In reality, it takes planning, logistics, and time for them to be an option, even assuming you have a clear objective for them.

05.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

I can't add to my scheduled thread but it's been A MINUTE since we had a Mystery Misprint box, but I'M BACK! Only one thing in here is actually a misprint, the rest is just Stuff That Is The Wrong Color/Seasonal!

These tend to go fast!

thebrokencircle.etsy.com/listing/4467...

05.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There used to be an old sign by the path, warning passers-by of the local sleeping willow, which would trap the unwary with fatigue, engulf them while they slept, and release them a hundred years later.

There was a new sign:

"This sleeping willow is full."

And a map of other locations to try.

05.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Indeed there seems to be a problem with the book section of Amazon (at least) and sale links don't seem to work. I'm sure this will be fixed reasonably soon, and in the meantime, a reminder that Amazon is but one retailer, and my books are available many other places, including your local bookstore.

05.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6

Even after multiple rounds they want to pay ~30% less than the current contract.

If you’re a @bcbsm.bsky.social patient, especially if you receive care through Michigan Medicine, you should be asking where your $ is going.

Because it’s not going to the people caring for you.

4/end

05.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17343 πŸ” 5752 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 102

Important terms for World Book Day

Abibliophobia: fear of running out of reading matter

Tsundoku πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅: letting books pile up without reading them

Librocubicularist: a person who reads in bed

DΓ©jΓ‘-lu: you’re reading something you have already read

Bibliobibuli: someone who reads alot/drunk on books

05.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 9

At least for cozy mystery, yes.

05.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
3 coasters in a light green and dark purple, all in different intricate designs that look like stained glass except opaque. people call these the Beetlejuice coasters

3 coasters in a light green and dark purple, all in different intricate designs that look like stained glass except opaque. people call these the Beetlejuice coasters

a view from the top, showing off the designs! They're all vaguely symmetrical snowflake styles, with black lines and painted in purple, green, and white.

a view from the top, showing off the designs! They're all vaguely symmetrical snowflake styles, with black lines and painted in purple, green, and white.

this set is PURPLES... a dark shimmery purple and a light lavender

this set is PURPLES... a dark shimmery purple and a light lavender

all three of them next to a coaster holder that comes with them

all three of them next to a coaster holder that comes with them

It's 19 days until surgery, and I'm still trying to SELL ALL THE THINGS before we close up the shop for the final week of March! Buy now to make me rest later!

Today I have NEW LISTINGS!!!

My updated stained glass inspired coasters are here & I love them.

thebrokencircle.etsy.com?search_query...

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Indefinite Book Club Hiatus Today in β€œThings that β€˜AI’ has ruined”: No, I won’t be able to show up to your book club’s online/offline gathering, and the reason for this is simple: I, and li…

I get asked to show up to book clubs, online and offline. Here is why from now on the answer is always "no." If you think this might have something to do with "AI" ruining yet another thing for everyone, you're absolutely 100% correct.

whatever.scalzi.com/2026/03/03/i...

04.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1128 πŸ” 245 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 55
A Crosstitch kit that says β€œnobody thought the revolution would start in Minneapolis… Except Prince β€œ

A Crosstitch kit that says β€œnobody thought the revolution would start in Minneapolis… Except Prince β€œ

A Crosstitch kit that says β€œwhat a fucked up time to be alive. β€œ

A Crosstitch kit that says β€œwhat a fucked up time to be alive. β€œ

A Crosstitch kit that says β€œroosters wake up and scream because they know β€œ

A Crosstitch kit that says β€œroosters wake up and scream because they know β€œ

They cross stitch kit that says β€œthis too shall pass, but like holy fuck β€œ

They cross stitch kit that says β€œthis too shall pass, but like holy fuck β€œ

We’ve restocked several styles and added a bunch of new styles of Subversive Cross stitch kits!!!

Find them at hartfordyarnworks.com

#Crosstitch #Subversive #SubversiveCrosstitch #crafts #shopsmall

02.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 549 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 13

7/ As a quick reminder, we vaccinate newborns against hepatitis B because it can silently cause lifelong liver disease and cancer. Prevention at birth is one of the most powerful tools we have.

03.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think about how it was perfectly okay that my mom took my brother out of school to go on the Great Peace March and how no one said anything about it. Just, okay, well, I guess that's a thing to do.

#GenX

03.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜Incident’ in HVNP results in a fatality - Hawaii Tribune-Herald β€˜Incident’ in HVNP results in a fatality - Hawaii News | Hawaii Tribune-Herald

A little bit louder for the folks in the back: The closed areas around an active volcano are closed for very good reasons. They are based on risk assessment and the likelihood of death/injury. Ignoring them can put you, your friends, your family, and rescue personal in just as much danger.
#HVNP

03.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An image with several smaller illustrations of my gray and black sea cow character, Umiko, against a soft blue background. She is a manatee with a face and tummy like a cow’s, and horns on her head. The various illustrations show her swimming around and enjoying sea grass, as well as her loving her tiny manatee child, who is just as round as she is. She is so rotund…

An image with several smaller illustrations of my gray and black sea cow character, Umiko, against a soft blue background. She is a manatee with a face and tummy like a cow’s, and horns on her head. The various illustrations show her swimming around and enjoying sea grass, as well as her loving her tiny manatee child, who is just as round as she is. She is so rotund…

Sea cows πŸŒŠπŸ„ #art

03.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 2280 πŸ” 993 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 11
A large grey lynx walks down a snowy road looking incredibly badass.

A large grey lynx walks down a snowy road looking incredibly badass.

I'm celebrating half a century on this planet today and it's also #WorldWildlifeDay. I know there's a lot of darkness, but the world is still full of so much beauty. Let's celebrate it by sharing our favourite wildlife photos.

03.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 823 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 17
A sleepy terrier mix cuddled up in a big pile of blankets, all tucked in, ears somewhat askew

A sleepy terrier mix cuddled up in a big pile of blankets, all tucked in, ears somewhat askew

Here is a very cozy Lupa if you need some calm today

03.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mystery Solved! Turns out it is "Webinar.tv" whose disgusting and unethical business model is: register for a zoom call under a fake name and email address, record it without consent and put it on a public website with genAI summary and everyone's names and faces and then charge for access. WTAF.

02.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 182 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

I grew up in Oregon. This plan to clear cut Oregon's old growth forests is terrible in multiple ways. This article gives info on the situation and also where/how you can submit a comment to the BLM. Comment period closes March 23.

02.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

01.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 21345 πŸ” 7233 πŸ’¬ 429 πŸ“Œ 270

I block people who are annoying in OTHER people’s replies. It’s a hobby at this point. Block hunting.

01.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 860 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 20