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Spinster & Lunatic. Antisocialite. Bibliophile. Classics nerd. Cat mum. Floofus enthusiast. Divine hag oβ the ashes. Weighs the same as a duck. Damalur-sol. she/her π³π΄ π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ #UglyDogs #AuDHD please use ALT text accessibility matters
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A person's attractiveness increases by a minimum of 53% when they have a library card.
that curb attacked you I saw it
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Pushing Daisies for tv
Clue for film
do your neighbors wear tin foil helmets?
two extras should be walking by every few minutes carrying a large pane of glass for no reason
You go, girl!
A little soot colored dog laying on a red blanket. Her tongue is out and her front legs are out in front of her like a little lady and beside her is a very large pecan in its shell.
A little soot colored dog laying on a red blanket. She is looking down at her prize and her front legs are out in front of her like a little lady and beside her is a very large pecan in its shell.
Chloe would like you to know she has a new! big! pecan!
mercury in retrograde was one of the movie categories yesterday on Az or Netflixβ¦ canβt remember which
fuck. yes.
Brody King showing off his Abolish ICE shirt
Yet another good day to reiterate this sentiment.
#NoKingsButBrodyKing
#FuckICE
#AEW
Chia Pet: the pottery that grows
like to eat or as a pet?
I can't believe I gave up the sea hag life for this bullshit
Fuck. Yes.
I was salivating
ahh yes⦠ambience
if you see this, post a knight.
you and your fuckinβ rope
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will you be offended if I pick the olives off because those sounds fucking amazing otherwise
awesome
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Every time you have an ear worm that refuses to stop circling your brain like a lost Uber you should have a playlist of other certified ear worms cued up, but at least ones that change every 30 minutes like those Glade plug in air fresheners. For only a NEW ear worm can displace a resident ear worm.
This is fine.
spent summer before senior year on a survey and dig⦠and I would be happy to NEVER AGAIN spend months in wilderness with 27 shithead men
the scorpion in my sleeping bag was the last nail in the camelβs back
mixed those two proverbs once and my sister quotes it to this day π«’