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@kailozen

Enthusiastic Reader. Lazy Coder. Insomnia-Driven Scroller.

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This just reminds me of that company that tried to have their robot hitchhike across countries. I think it made it through three before they tried it in America and it got stripped for parts in Philly two weeks into the journey.

11.02.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ehh, sometimes. Depends on what I paid.

09.02.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10 hours. Still too close.

08.02.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So a Seahawks blowout then. We're just watching for the halftime show now.

08.02.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood . ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
08.02.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank goodness. That decision definitely prevented a spike in catalytic converter thefts.

07.02.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They picked the wrong side while Costco exists ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

07.02.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope. I'll happily sleep on the couch if it means I get to bask in the despair of a Cowboys fan.

31.01.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro got a head like third form Frieza.

30.01.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time. I was also trying to pencil fight with it so that didn't help.

28.01.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field Alt: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
26.01.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you open a bag of chips and find out it's a batch that missed most of the seasoning. I did not pay for plain Lay's.

24.01.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
24.01.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Windows 11...the fuck are we doing here man? How is this possibly this awful?

17.01.2026 09:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was organizing my calendar for the next year yesterday and I saw I have a task named "Told You So" scheduled for April 18th, 2082 that I have zero recollection of making.
I can't remember who earned this pettiness in 57 years and I'm so disappointed, cause I know they deserve it.

02.01.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did not expect that to be the last thing I learned this year.

01.01.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all dating people y'all can't make a playlist with?

01.01.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, at least they get to see over people's heads for a few seconds ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

21.10.2025 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I Love Your Smile by Shanice. Hilariously I only ever hear it while I'm grocery shopping.

15.10.2025 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that the rest is better but a $40 child haircut is crazy. My momma would have thought I was lying my ass off if I told her I needed 40 for a fade.

12.10.2025 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That first page is cold. It'd be better to get hit with another diss than have a judge praising a track that called you a pedophile via a legal document.

09.10.2025 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's hilariously stupid and cowardly. That game would have been a smash off premise alone.

08.10.2025 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

....that's it?

03.10.2025 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn. You gotta start planning for Halloween in July at those prices.

26.09.2025 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

James Evans Sr.

23.09.2025 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You sure you don't wanna start with a pinky nail of coke first? Maybe test drive the car a bit before you sign the lease?

29.08.2025 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Chance album is fantastic. Nice to see homie back out here.

15.08.2025 12:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to free my people from the chains of the word "conversate".

13.08.2025 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ever randomly sit back and wonder where the hell you got all the money to do everything you were doing in your 20s?

30.07.2025 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0