Effsgiven

If he gets a hatty we’re doomed.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

So sorry for your loss. Hugs. 🌺

I was behind the goal, 207?, 206? He had a free kick too iirc.

Isn't "shady cop" redundant?

It’s the end…

Was the interviewer expecting a different answer for his question “Is Iran Ready…”? Did he think he was going to say “no, we’re not ready”?

She is such a magnificent queen. I love that she and Bowie were acquaintances. (My brain runs with this...)

Oooh, yes plz.

Pour one out. 🥃

I hope it's very painful for him.

Turning into Robert the Bruce.

Dude’s falling apart in front of our eyes like old King Robert the Bruce.

It’s amazing what a little validation (professional as well as personal) does for your overall mood.

Oh, FUCK CANCER, by the way.

Merlin doesn’t help?

Accidentally invented a new word. “Hesistant” a blend of hesitant and resistant. You’re welcome.

Someone that can laugh at themselves, being able to put themselves in a vulnerable, lower position is so refreshing.

You are brooding, sharp, and you PROTECT the Rose City.

You are not cute. You are MEAN.
You are not breezy. You are the damned STORM.
You are the THORNS and your colors are BLACK. THEN RED. THEN GREEN. You are THE NIGHTMARE.

You're the fucking Rose City, for chrissakes. Start acting like it.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

I'm on the waiting list.

Jealous

@lomanop.k on Threads I kinda want at least one person to show up to the drinking party in an outfit like this.

Could you get through the 107 security gate? www.threads.com/@lomanop.k/p...

How very Timbers of them.

*phrasing*

I’ve never been able to do it.

Cmon little bloodclot. You got this. 👊🏼

It’s almost art.