Working Ouija Board

I'll plan to buy stuff and then change my mind and emotionally treat it like I just made money.

I keep looking in my pudding but I can't find the proof.

Ahh cool!

I only sometimes eat dinner in the dining room. Does this mean that I eat at a periodic table?

Pressure creates diamonds, so with enough peer pressure given, your shitty friendships will be 'worth' it.

A month before Pixel 10 came out, I convinced my girlfriend to get a Pixel 9. And then when Pixel 10 came out, I got it.

I always felt so bad.

But today she needed an adapter to listen to audiobooks.

The proper adapter works perfectly for 9 and not 10.

So she actually got the perfect phone.

I wonder if the chef at the Whitehouse calls himself the Secretary of Steak.

Regarding the great truths of the universe, if you think you've found them, then you may as well be sleeping. This is coming from someone who knows for a fact that angels exist.

Most people are dominant until you're submissive, then they become empathetic and finally treat you with respect.

Well, Putin said he would have the entire country in days or something. But Trump and Yahoo killed leadership the first day. Of course anything can happen, but anything can always happen. Russia could take Ukraine tomorrow.

You've put me off. Do it again and you get blocked.

He's irrelevant.

Ya, primates without tales are apes, I am pretty certain.

If Charlie Kirk ever asked me what a woman was, I would have answered, "someone who only cares about their own thoughts and opinions".

Cool

What site?

All humans are apes.

Yes.

No.

I'm saying your reply is completely irrelevant; it's outdated.

Losing them to friendly fire is more impressive than losing them to the enemy so I don't see what you're trying to say.

You're talking past tense, I am talking in present tense.

@cnn.com Marco Rubio isn't confusing at all regarding him saying that if we didn't attack then Israel would and then Iran would attack the USA.

It was 'coordinated' because of that fact.

Very easy to understand.

Say you're born on leap year on Feb 29th. Do you celebrate your birthday every four years?

In the "I am the Walrus" song, "Goo goo g'joob" doesn't sound like what they say. It sounds more like "coo coo kachoo".

"You may know more than I, but I am smarter than you".

At around 8:10 AM , my black beans will be ready!

Trump is like, "Putin showed us their crappy capabilities in Ukraine. Now we're going to show him what we're capable of in Iran".

This is what is happening whether you like it or not.

"My goal isn't to just go to Heaven, I want an excellent spot there too".

All these people are saying Jim Carrey was cloned. But shouldn't a clone look like him?