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A ferry or something floating with the hull above the water, with weird stilts going into the water keeping it aloft due to speed. My dad says that's hydrofoil, but I don't know how it works man.

A ferry or something floating with the hull above the water, with weird stilts going into the water keeping it aloft due to speed. My dad says that's hydrofoil, but I don't know how it works man.

A couple of years back I ran OSE for dad's side of my family one time, and my dad named his character "Boatnerd" and everyone laughed at him.
He said jokes on them, his character knew what hydrofoil was, and they didn't.
It didn't really come up ingame though.

14.03.2026 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guy who talks shit about ttrpg discourse and then you check their profile and they don't actually play games, but they wrote 27 systems last month and are selling them for $5 each on itch

13.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eat them all, god will know his own.

13.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- Code Talker

13.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jak from Jak and Daxter with a crudely drawn speech bubble indicating the original post was said by him.

Jak from Jak and Daxter with a crudely drawn speech bubble indicating the original post was said by him.

12.03.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know, I'm mostly seeing people bitch about not having a game or sessions being cancelled.
I've seen a few people struggle because they're exhausted and still have the game later, but I take that more as complaining about the exhaustion.

12.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't like their fandoms, but I think influencers themselves are a necessary evil if we want to bring lesser known games into the larger community.
Without certain reviewers or personalities, I would not have heard of or paid attention to some really good games.
Them leaving means less visibility.

12.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another "issue", which isn't really an issue, is that they are inherently extra work for the GM compared to an adventure that's designed for the system you're running, since you have to add all the mechanics yourself.

But you're running a system neutral module, you know what you're signing up for!

12.03.2026 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

System neutral scenarios are totally fine, but I feel like half the time "system neutral" actually just means it's designed for either dnd 5e or OSR systems in intended mentality and playstyle, but has the mechanics filed off.

Which is fine, but they should be honest about it.

12.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Vรฉlmenni og tรถlvur verรฐa aรฐ halda kjafti.

Vรฉlar eiga ekki aรฐ tala nema รฉg tala viรฐ รพรฆr. Og รฉg mun aldrei tala viรฐ รพรฆr.

ร‰g vill ekki heyra รพakkir frรก sjรกlfsala. ร‰g er guรฐleg vera, รพรบ ert hlutur og hefur ekki rรฉtt til aรฐ tala รก minni heilรถgu tungu

Vรฉlmenni og tรถlvur verรฐa aรฐ halda kjafti. Vรฉlar eiga ekki aรฐ tala nema รฉg tala viรฐ รพรฆr. Og รฉg mun aldrei tala viรฐ รพรฆr. ร‰g vill ekki heyra รพakkir frรก sjรกlfsala. ร‰g er guรฐleg vera, รพรบ ert hlutur og hefur ekki rรฉtt til aรฐ tala รก minni heilรถgu tungu

รžetta er hรฆรฐ sem รฉg mun deyja รก endalaust.

12.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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11.03.2026 09:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 540 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Magick is too rare and unreliable for it to replace good old "bite down on this stick while we put honey and herbs in your gut wound"

If someone has a gift for healing magick, they'll likely end up in the retinue of someone who fancies themselves as important and paid really well to stay exclusive.

11.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What makes me so fucking mad is

I never hurt anyone. The vast, overwhelming majority of nsfw creators and sex workers dont.

We get cut off from the ability to use-the-dollar but all the sick fucks that hurt people, both directly and indirectly, every single day, never get even a slap on the wrist

11.03.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4022 ๐Ÿ” 1335 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Oh just block those people, they don't contribute meaningfully to the hobby anyway.

10.03.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Delta Green session later today.
This session, the party is planning on cutting open a man to see if there's weird stuff inside.
(There is!)

I've had to change a few details in Convergence to allow for an inexperienced group of players. Mostly conjuring up clues.
Overall a good learning experience.

10.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No but you see, popular game reviewer said a thing. I've never even interacted with the game, never looked into the game outside his review or anything, but I will repeat his opinions as if they're based off of my own personal experiences playing it, because the review had funny skits in it.

10.03.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes in stories and games, people do things that you personally wouldn't do in real life.

10.03.2026 11:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The appeal is that things are dangerous and you have to play carefully.
When you eventually get stronger and can play less carefully it feels like you've earned it, and you feel like your character is a badass.

10.03.2026 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh it'd be the evil skeleton for sure. Especially if it was screaming loudly too.

10.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Off with you ๐Ÿ‘‰

09.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Itโ€™s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited:

โ€œwhatโ€™s your opinion on womenโ€™s day

as far as Iโ€™m concerned, all days are for womenโ€

Itโ€™s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: โ€œwhatโ€™s your opinion on womenโ€™s day as far as Iโ€™m concerned, all days are for womenโ€

08.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 10709 ๐Ÿ” 3834 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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This tea is superficially woke and attends No Kings protests just for the selfies.

08.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
One of those full size models of a human skeleton that doctors have. Screenshot of Resident Evil 9.

One of those full size models of a human skeleton that doctors have. Screenshot of Resident Evil 9.

Watching someone play the new Resident Evil game and they just have this in the background in a cutscene.
I can't watch this anymore man this game just got way too fucking scary.

08.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

07.03.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 220 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Cool dog

08.03.2026 12:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a dead end where people live.
"Live end" is right there.

08.03.2026 12:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You might need to directly prompt them. "So what do you do here, do you start rifling through drawers and stuff?"
"You got a guy here, you're not gonna ask him any questions?"

This kind of sucks as a GM, but if the players don't know how to play, you have to push them, or you won't get anywhere.

08.03.2026 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a pirate costume with a skull and crossbones hat and mustache . Alt: a man in a pirate costume with a skull and crossbones hat and mustache . He winks.

If they ask you to pay 250% you could always pay 0% instead.

08.03.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would you be bothered if someone asked you "hey we're doing [activity], would you like to come along?"
Probably not, unless you're fucked up.
So you can just ask people, it's fine.

07.03.2026 08:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who started it?

05.03.2026 10:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0