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Eberhard Tarpenning

@keikiokaaina

"Forget the myths the media's created about the White House. The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

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She knows she sounds like a Bond villain, right?

06.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God, I wish people could understand that "boost your immune system" has no medical or scientific meaning. SMH!

06.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a constitutional lawyer. I have no valid opinion, but good question.

06.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ana, I know we should be enraged, but what can we do? Sen. Sheehy's arm breaking is protected by the Speech and Dismemberment Clause of the US Constitution.

06.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TIL TΓ’rgoviΘ™te

06.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only fitting that Markie Markwayne can install his own fucktoy.

06.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry. You haven't heard? Those rules are for pussies, not for guys with hair gel and ((I'm assuming) shaved chests.

06.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guaranteed last week: Boner 100% of the time he wasn't drunk.

06.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cassidy Hutchinson? Really? URL for donating to her defense fund, please.

06.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By targeting Cassidy Hutchinson for prosecution, morons like Barry Loudermilk are handing her the legal platform to subpoena Donald Trump, Mark Meadows, and the Secret Service under oath, blowing their own cover-up wide open.
1/2

06.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Not for nothing, about 30% of Americans have IQs below 91. That is 9 points below the IQ of the average high school student. Correlation is not causation. Still...

06.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this for Suzie, but what's she gonna do when someone explains supply and demand to her?

06.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's how I understand it as well. Specifically only to a Swiss subpoena. Apparently there are ways for other countries to ask Switzerland to order the release on their behalf.

06.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you though? What could your people do, pull a gun on the Captain like in Hunt for Red October? Get back to me when some Aussie bombs a grade school and then bombs it again just to be sure like my people just did.

06.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those Aussies might not have pushed any buttons, but the idea that they retreated to their berths and missed THAT action is hilarious 🀣.

06.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every D who votes for Mullins cares more about the feelings of their fascist buddies than the safety of you and me.

06.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Denying Ukraine adequate air defense is bad enough.

But the West completely failing to help Ukraine strike Russian launchers, stockpiles and defense factories is pathetic and borderline traitorous.

It is not too late to fix this.

Fund more missiles for Ukraine now

05.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This!
Everyone repeat.
"I am a first day, early voter. "
"I am a first day, early voter. "
"I am a first day, early voter. "

06.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The competition for the dumbest member of the United States Senate has just heated up with the elimination of one its strongest contestants!!

05.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 10023 πŸ” 1913 πŸ’¬ 1213 πŸ“Œ 193

Senator Sheehy cannot be prosecuted for breaking Marine veteran Brian McGuinness's arm because he is granted immunity by Article I, Section 6, Clause 1 of the Constitution, the speech and dismemberment clause.

06.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well yes, but I think only law enforcement requests, not requests from random users who want your info. Is that right?

05.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that's a detail I missed. Thank you.

05.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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News alert! Dept of Homeland Security will henceforth be known as Markie Markwayne and the Funky Bunch.

05.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TIL, Proton will keep me safe from spammers and trolls, but not from Pam Blondie's Justice Department.

05.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

tl;dr Proton will ignore requests from non-Swiss LEOs, but Switzerland has a treaty with the US that says that they will get information for the US LEO when asked. Proton has to comply with a request from a SWISS LEO, even if the info will be passed on to a foreign LEO.

05.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly… there’s still Steven Miller and project 2025 still in effect

05.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mullin has never served in a law enforcement role and is the only Senator without at least a BA. He has a penchant for controversial statement and contradicting himself. This ought to be a disaster.

05.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noem’s firing doesn’t suddenly solve the crisis at DHS. Swapping personnel without changing course is not accountability β€” it’s a spin tactic. What we really need is structural change.

05.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna hold my breath.

05.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0