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Simon Rakoff

@simonrakoff

Stand-up comic from Toronto Canada

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Mr. Christie by Oreo Speedwagon

06.03.2026 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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02.03.2026 21:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.02.2026 18:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember that concert. Stove Top Stuffing never did much after that tour but Meatloaf went on to huge things.

19.02.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For all the people who keep asking when can I see you? I'll be doing an opening spot at Absolute Comedy on Yonge Street Saturday night at 8:00. 416-486-7700 for reservations.

18.02.2026 18:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Raisin Hell

18.02.2026 17:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.02.2026 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.01.2026 22:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two terrific sets at Absolute Comedy Toronto tonight! Gotta love a crowd that comes out in the deep freeze to laugh.

25.01.2026 04:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Two terrific sets at Absolute Comedy Toronto tonight! Gotta love a crowd that comes out in the deep freeze to laugh.

25.01.2026 04:27 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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19.01.2026 21:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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13.01.2026 05:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.01.2026 23:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.12.2025 14:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.12.2025 21:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Why are so many young people anti-Semitic? The surest way to work up a crusade in favour of some good cause is to promise people they will have a chance of maltreating someone. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave b...

www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-... Julie Burchill tried to get 'fresh n' funky antisemitism' to happen, which seems to be the same thing as 'luxury antisemitism' - I guess they're frustrated normal people are angry about Gaza and are trying to suggest it's somehow a niche view?

07.12.2025 18:20 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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02.12.2025 06:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Susan Minuk interviews Comedian Simon Rakoff
Susan Minuk interviews Comedian Simon Rakoff YouTube video by Susan Minuk

An interview Susan Minuk did with me for the JWeekly Show www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUPH...

26.11.2025 04:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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25.11.2025 14:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're better off. I was never a fan of Charlie H.

18.11.2025 17:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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17.11.2025 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.11.2025 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.11.2025 14:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Toss the salad and rim the margarita glasses.

28.10.2025 21:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.10.2025 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No baseball tonight that doesn't mean no edge of your seat excitement. I'll be at Absolute Comedy doing an opening set. 416-486-7700 for reservations.

26.10.2025 15:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.10.2025 17:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ouch! #bluejays

14.10.2025 00:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Another fabulous week of shows. Thank you Absolute Comedy Ottawa,!

13.10.2025 03:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beautiful!

11.10.2025 18:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0