Chrundle 🇵🇸

Indeed!

lol.

More bands need to study the packaging genius of Graf Orlock. Y’all are lazy.

Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Duel Stories for Game Boy Color. He is smiling and saying "Welcome to the world of suncking my donk!"

She hyuk on my goof troop til I garsh.

Creamy Horse.

...it would be funny if the run on computer parts caused by the ai bubble kept the military industrial complex from manufacturing more weapons

Shoutout to whoever invented onion rings. Excellent work!

Taking Ozempic to get back to my birth weight.

I have a monster dong and I can end any argument by slamming it on the table really hard.

The album Trainwreck by Boys Night Out

Imagine serving as a Marine and then being injured at home, on purpose, by a sitting Senator while exercising your constitutionally-protected rights.

A republican senator from Montana just assisted in the breaking of a marine veteran’s arm protesting this war in Iran.

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

My favorite hobby is tripping running children. Haha fuck you, brats.

Space Jam, Space Jelly, and Space Preserves idk man, is this anything?

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Pro-Israel, fuck ICE is a wild combo.

All shows from Israel I bet. Fuck this fucking band up their dumb fucking asses.

Pete Hegseth hates Muslims so much because they don’t drink alcohol. A concept his pickled brain cannot fathom.

good steak just needs salt and pepper.

perhaps basted in butter with an herb in the pan if you're fancy, but salt and pepper is really all you need.

Drumming that provides stability to a musical vehicle, call that a ballast beat.

Peter Thiel, the most “The Hills Have Eyes” looking mf I’ve I’ve ever seen.

Joey Chestnut/JFK

Joey Chestnut/JFK

Fuuuuuuuuck you.

Would be pretty sweet if we weren’t constantly at war with other countries and also the earth itself.

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten