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Brook Gideon

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Wrangler of words, watercolors, pets, and plants. Lover of sharks, science, and second breakfast. Salty.

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Florida gov't can perpetually go eat shit.

07.03.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CArandache?

07.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Purrs are healing! Keep em close and feel better soon!

05.03.2026 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember this!!

05.03.2026 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm seeing sticky fruit roll-up. Can you imagine how much you would sweat in that thing in three seconds?

04.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So very sorry! Pets are worth it, but very hard.

04.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had forgotten about Milo! It's nice here.

04.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait what?????

03.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adult Swim is def gonna take a hit. Fuck these dudes

03.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck, TCM too?

03.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget a lot of cologne.

02.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is continuing with his fundraiser tonight in FL after bombing another country!?! The man is a sociopath.

01.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An aside, my dad is a hot rod guy and he put on Ru Paul's Drag Race one day thinking he was going to watch drag races. Lol. Nope dad, sorry.

28.02.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never got the sex lingo dictionary.

28.02.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL, I don't even know, but I am okay with that level of naivety.

28.02.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL My husband and I do this all the time. Or talk at me while i am brushing my teeth with an electric toothbrush. You cannot hear anything when doing that.

28.02.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mercury Retrograde needs to dial it the F back.

28.02.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL i should have read the replies first. Right?

28.02.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looked like they pulled him out of Madame Tussauds and he started melting before they could close a deal. Why the F was he so shiny and smooth?

28.02.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope, you nailed it.

28.02.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like a good time to post this. Well played Alt CDC.

28.02.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we need dragons

28.02.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been holding back for kidlit careers & sweary rants are frowned upon. Fuck it. Get that MF'n racist, pedophiliac, ignorant, classist, misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, corrupt, lawless, narcissistic, demented fuck out of the White House right fucking now. Looking at you Congress.

28.02.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AHAHAHAHA, I was not expecting that.

28.02.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right? Like why? Oh right, a bunch of bloated egos claiming shit as theirs.

28.02.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg we have slipped into a time/space that completely makes no fucking sense or a whole lot of sense if you read the fine print. I don't know if I need anxiety meds or to funnel it into white hot rage with a side of bail money.

28.02.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly

28.02.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a lovely memory for him.

27.02.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is lovely! ๐Ÿ’”

27.02.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marie-Louise Gay's Stella series is one of my all-time favorites! Please look for and request her books at your library and your local indie bookshops and fight this nonsense.

27.02.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0