Royal πŸ‘‘'s Avatar

Royal πŸ‘‘

@royaltheartist

535
Followers
293
Following
7,674
Posts
07.06.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Royal πŸ‘‘ @royaltheartist

Glem’s Bounty, a slot machine that is Glem the character from Netflix’s Strip Law. Glem is playing it

Glem’s Bounty, a slot machine that is Glem the character from Netflix’s Strip Law. Glem is playing it

Thinking about Glem’s Bounty

07.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 238 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 24588 πŸ” 6186 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 203
A tissue paper mosaic of a burning skull in red, blue, yellow and orange

A tissue paper mosaic of a burning skull in red, blue, yellow and orange

A flaming skull on a black background, mouth open

A flaming skull on a black background, mouth open

all of the original art in my shop is 20% off right now. mostly morbid, all unique! pen and ink, mosaic, and more trickunicorn.com/shop/

06.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

A lot of people making crude jokes online, but frankly, I don’t think high oil prices are that funny.

06.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 439 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 12
Preview
Maximum Program, by MirrorBoxx 9 track album

It's Bandcamp Friday, so I'm promoting my last album, Maximum Program. If the idea of dark techno/electro that's primarily inspired by dub, funk, psych rock, and post punk sounds like your jam, then check it. mirrorboxx.bandcamp.com/album/maximu...

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Nintendo is suing the US Government over Donald Trump's tariffs

06.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1739 πŸ” 329 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 170
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 5490 πŸ” 1268 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 14

2026 is going for the mother of all Big Boat Stuck by trying to make all of the boats stuck

06.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe we do live in a simulation

06.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a rotund, cubby cheeked white man with corrupt pastor hair

a rotund, cubby cheeked white man with corrupt pastor hair

Just learned about an oil billionaire named Harold Hamm

06.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

instead of hawk tuah you should walk to a local business

06.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1188 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 56
Post image

Driving is a choice

06.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1209 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 6
Headline card with text at the top that reads: "The US is moving pregnant immigrant girls to Texas to avoid providing abortions, critics say". A photo below shows people protesting Donald Trump's immigration policies and holding signs.

Headline card with text at the top that reads: "The US is moving pregnant immigrant girls to Texas to avoid providing abortions, critics say". A photo below shows people protesting Donald Trump's immigration policies and holding signs.

All unaccompanied immigrant children who are pregnant, many by rape, are being moved to a single facility in Texas in order to avoid providing abortion services in a significant human rights violation, critics say.

04.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 17
Post image Post image

The rhino from ace Ventura 2 is up for auction in case anyone needs a living room addition

06.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

This is not good.

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 9063 πŸ” 3518 πŸ’¬ 722 πŸ“Œ 451
Post image

Retail sales declined 0.2% in January from the prior month, the Commerce Department said Friday, the biggest decline since May.
https://cnn.it/3N8aRcH

06.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 9
06.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

06.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 5027 πŸ” 1512 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 13

Every single person in the entire chain of command that massacred the schoolgirls in Minab, and that is currently carpet bombing Iranian civilians, needs to be tried and jailed in The Hague. Sick, depraved monsters drunk on imperial hubris.

06.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 2145 πŸ” 538 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 15
Preview
The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 9255 πŸ” 4450 πŸ’¬ 532 πŸ“Œ 612

That's awful, glad you're okay

06.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I were being interviewed by Isaac Chotiner, I would simply turn the tables on him with a undeniable rhetorical flourish using my speak words using skill

05.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing some real hustle out there posting today. Good job, everyone

05.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, I understand the NIMBY movement clearly. This is reference to anti-YIMBYism, which wants to present a criticism of the YIMBY movement from a Left pov

05.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And beyond just the issue of affordability, YIMBYs are wanting to address the very real social and economic harms of sprawl.

Avoiding environmental degradation, keeping cities open to all and not chaining people to an expensive luxury item just to get around

05.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One thing I do not understand about anti-YIMBYism is what's driving the animus towards building new and different types of housing.

No matter what economic system we have, new members to the population will need to be housed. New housing must be built

05.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne Mullins sounds like a serial killer's name

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey can anyone tell me what happens to Shock and Awe when the target gets a moment to regroup and plan?

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0