Alex Falcone

The In-N-Out CEO is still waiting in the drive-through line to try their burger.

This week on the newsletter my top 10 favorite plagues of Egypt plus a cheeky little Alextions puzzle and one glaring typo. us2.campaign-archive.com?u=26c4221dde...

Media literacy: misleading headlines

We're not allowed to have a pet at our place and I know we could just get a note from a doctor but I hate lying to doctors. I wish I could get a note from my dentist because I LOVE lying to them.

That’s not how hacking works at all

I would say I've got a very high gluten tolerance.

Come see the show people are calling "you're slightly taller than I expected from your videos"

The Pillsbury Doughboy is WEIRD

aw thanks dude!

Putting a lot of work into by bis and tris recently (bisexual friends and triglycerides)

Are prediction markets a scam?

Nobody is gonna like this but it's funny to hear people complain about drivers going only the speed limit in the left lane because it's illegal. Want to guess what the law says about going OVER the limit? Say "move so I can do crimes" that's fine but complaining about legality is dumb as hell.

Corporate side quests: Ball Jars go to space

More ways to spot nutrition grifters

Yeah it's so funny that it got interpreted more broadly when they were making the incredibly obvious point "the uncovered parts of you are the coldest"

Mini unlearning #12 - don't tell your grandma

my dream is that some groups you can't tell why they work but you submit them and you see my explanation and you mutter "you sonofabitch" under your breath

If you live in one of the 25+ states with something named Wayne you may enjoy this week's fun...ish fact. Plus a puzzle with one rage bait category. alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter/

Thank you!

Walk under a ladder? It's a stretch but the previous one was even worse so count your blessings. Also thank you!

Why are all influencers selling supplements?

That’s not how trials work at all

the good news is I'm much better the bad news is I recorded all my videos for this week while I was still sick so it's going to seem to drag on a couple more days

but why wouldn't that show up in the stat sheet? what is the mechanism by which it works but stays completely hidden?

it's a great point seeing somebody do something does statistical analysis forever

Come see America's number one source of people saying "I didn't know what to expect but I actually liked it."

Weird corporate side quests: Olive Garden

NBA all star idea. Each team gets four top players and one regular guy picked at random from the stands. Only the fan's points count.

Mini Unlearning 11: cells, snake oil, c-section

The meanest Valentine’s Day trick