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They've ordered Carling when there's Timothy Taylor's Landlord on draught.
On a brighter note, I won the sweep in our house for how many times the camera would cut to Ryan Reynolds.
#WRECHE
Saw a gripping movie yesterday about an American General in the Vietnam War who goes mad and starts trying to kiss all the soldiers.
It's called "Pucker Lips Now!"
No. You shut up.
It's said Sadiq Khan is playing "Man I feel like a woman" on a loop in all London public spaces.
Shania Law!
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Saw a gripping movie yesterday about an American General in the Vietnam War who goes mad and starts trying to kiss all the soldiers.
It's called "Pucker Lips Now!"
No. You shut up.
Personally, I love triple-raw potatoes.
#TheApprentice
World Book Day - currently enjoying reading Game of Thrones. 😉
“You don’t even have to ask. You just grab them by the airstrip.”
Source:
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I told a man that pointing was very rude, and he threw a brick at me.
To be fair, the White House does have very impressive curtains.
"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
bsky.app/profile/jimb...
Begun, the Epstein War, has...
Siri...show me what waiting patiently for your moment looks like...
#DisclaimersForBrands
Reform: May contain nuts.
The State of the Union address in summary.
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The State of the Union address in summary.
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
Herbivore: Previously present.
Had the Oasis Soup from the local cafe yesterday. You got a roll with it.
Anyone heard that new song that's out about the creep who gets thrown off a horse?
It's by Rodeohead.
Learnt today that pollarding is something you do to a tree.
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Anchor-ey in the UK.
(Because he advertises butter.)
(I know he didn't advertise that one, but it's in the same area)
(No, you shut up).
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This was from when Survivor were going through a rocky patch.
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Still can't believe she missed that penalty though.
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Love Paul Hardcastle.
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