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PNW weirdo. Uncle. Probably in my greenhouse. Avoids chain restaurants.

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Are we looking at the bear or the green sperm?

09.03.2026 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚

28.02.2026 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that was Mr beast

26.02.2026 06:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As they should

25.02.2026 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever I use bleach for laundry or dishes or cleaning and the smell lingers on my skin Iโ€™m struck by how it reminds me of my days swimming; when I would sweat sodium hypochlorite.
That olfactory-evoked recall nearly as strong as the scent of lemon.

25.02.2026 06:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wtf is thisโ€ฆ.beautiful piece of art?

25.02.2026 06:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wish you had removed the vocals and left the subtitles.

25.02.2026 06:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The absence of crocs feels like a complete betrayal.
Refusing to comment on how handsome you both may look.

25.02.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly!

25.02.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of my phone screen showing that k have completed both a week long streak as well as 999 days of consecutive learning in the Duolingo app.

A screenshot of my phone screen showing that k have completed both a week long streak as well as 999 days of consecutive learning in the Duolingo app.

Ever want to just throw it all away?

25.02.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d say their base arenโ€™t supporters of yours anyway, but they likely have a closeted base. Let them do their best. Weโ€™ve got you.

25.02.2026 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday stud

25.02.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you want to finish this thought. Theyโ€™re gross, arenโ€™t they?

24.02.2026 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

20.02.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Makes you think that anyone with a belief in a higher power should reconsider the way they are choosing to live their life.

20.02.2026 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you ever had to deal with them? They really will.

20.02.2026 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who made the shawl? You look as good as ever btw.

20.02.2026 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More than middle of the road good looks.

20.02.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Played this is my problem; I require more late night espresso.

20.02.2026 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Geese are mean AF. Iโ€™d be running like hell.

20.02.2026 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shocked to hear about this. I donโ€™t keep up with celebrities and yet his battle with ALS and ultimate passing has left me without words.

20.02.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've heard that he hates it when we call his The Epstein Presidency. Let's all not call it that, every day.

17.02.2026 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3365 ๐Ÿ” 1019 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124 ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

Well, thank you

18.02.2026 06:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do yโ€™all enjoy birthdays? I hate them.
Nevertheless this one wasnโ€™t bad at all.

18.02.2026 06:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sometimes I volunteer for things that I have zero clue about. This has been one of them.

14.02.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚

13.02.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cat is doing his best to push me in that direction.

13.02.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thought you asked how we are doing. Guess Iโ€™ll be spending my day being tired.

13.02.2026 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not even 6am on the west coast and Iโ€™ve been up for two hours. ๐Ÿ˜’

13.02.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

11.02.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0