City Council Memes

I can hear the Conspiracy Tok machine revving up now

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Sounds like the Taylor Machine on #a2council is not quite as lockstep as some folks would have you believe. Huh.

Principle Skinner: "Ann Arbor City Council not controlled by a machine that keeps people in line?" - "No, it is the data that are wrong"

I have heard on the authority from someone who knows "works in this space" that, in fact Council is run by a machine that keeps everyone in line.

Hey, your friendly neighborhood meme account here. Thank you for your excellent skeet!

A suggestion for future #a2council skeets:

Residential protectionism reigns, only "major streets" will get upzoned. Sadly the unwashed masses won't get gas fireplaces either.

Tho I do low-key love the idea that #a2council might protect Burns Park from upzoning only for the state to do an end-around and eliminate lot size restrictions.

Oh cool a new #a2council challenger has appeared, and local realtors are excited!

Let's see what their values are...

Restrict housing supply and subsidize demand huh?

Damn. Disappointed again

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Anyone else enjoying leftovers today or did you house them yesterday

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#paczki

Coming for ya NIMBYs

Putting only positive vibes into the universe as I hit refresh

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When your 501c3's lawyer keeps posting incriminating shit on Nextdoor

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#NeverFinanciallyRecover

Just popping in here to pour one out for the Library Green Conservancy

🪦

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Been quiet here lately but rest assured it ain't me on Insta

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#acceptnosubstitutes
#HiGerald

A map showing Prop A passing in every precinct in the city with the Jeb! Bush Flawless Victory picture on top. Jeb! has the Ann Arbor Logo on his chest

#A2Council Feels good that this entire city came together and said let's build the best library we can. Congrats @aadl.org

Last night, as planning commission dithered on how to guide zoning to mollify the Burns Park elite, across town folks were counting votes on the way to yet another pro-housing landslide.

We are begging #a2council: quit talking to your wealthy neighbors, grow a spine, and STEP ON THE GAS!

Oh and there it is folks, the Tombstone Piledriver!!

The people have spoken

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Coming for ya NIMBYs

Putting only positive vibes into the universe as I hit refresh

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Sorry babe not tonight, LGC is giving me a fucking headache

Library Green Conspiracy thought they could shoot their whole wad on Lobbying instead of following their mission statement...

They didn't count on Nerd Vigilantes (TM)

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#busted

"Unfuck the Center of the City" was my suggestion for Props A and B branding but they didn't go for it sadly

But wait! We can still write a better future on August 5th

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If Props A and B pass, the library will get to develop the lot nextdoor as part of a big exciting new venture.

If they don't pass, it will stay a small surface parking lot in perpetuity. It will never be a park, LGC has seen to that.

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Summer summer time is really really hot Really really really really really hot

Buh buh but what if someone builds a tall building and it casts a shadow

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Food: $200
Live music: $100
AV setup: $250
Illegal political mailers: $59,000
Decadome rental: $500
someone who is good at the love economy please help me budget this. my park is dying. #a2council

When you *definitely* run a legitimate nonprofit 501c3, and not a political ballot question committee subject to campaign finance disclosure.

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#TheBestLawyers

Oh my God, he admit it!

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Also if anyone ever wonders what "my dad bought me a bank" Ranzini looks like, this fascist guy is his younger doppelganger

#a2council #fascisti

When you definitely didn't promise to fund a public park and even if you did nobody heard you so it doesn't count

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Cowtowing to bad faith actors has never worked in the past But it might work for us...

Hope springs eternal, I guess, for the #a2council electeds when dealing with disinformation and bad faith actors.

Ayesha too

Jenn gets it

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Advocate for more housing please No, not like that!

Nice hearing tonight from so many new voices in support of housing. Well, it's nice as an advocate.

I don't know how nice it is for electeds who are walking back their campaign promises.

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