Lindsay

Happy Mother’s Day weekend to me! I finally ripped out my old, disgusting shower doors. My only regret is not doing it sooner!

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

oh im not ‘supposed’ to hide in the churró batter an beg to be coated in cimminom i thought this was a democracy

so much of the fascist movement country is supported by the belief that parents own their children and have a right to ensure they turn out a specific way

It’s official: Stunt performers are getting their own Oscar, starting with 2028 show. Very hard faught win for stunt community and will add more blockbusters to the telecast…

National Sibling Day is upon us once again

Missed Connection: I was in a dilapidated mansion. You were behind me in the mirror. But when I turned around you were gone

CDC’s top laboratory on sexually transmitted diseases is shut by Trump administration The Trump administration fired everyone in a CDC lab that is crucial to tracking drug-resistant gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted diseases. "We are blind," an expert says.

Great news as someone who has high-risk HPV

a big difference between saturday night when you're young and saturday night when you're no longer young is the meaning of ten o'clock. young ten o'clock means the night is really getting started. not young ten o'clock means sad because want to drink tea but can't do tea after 9 o'clock

We’ve gotten a ton of rain where I live, and I just *read* the word “landslide” and my eyes teared up. Congrats, Stevie Nicks. You wrote the Saddest Song Ever and have Pavlov Dog’ed me in a way I didn’t even know was possible 😭

as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

Well well well. If it isn’t the consequences of their own actions 👀

COMMON CHILDREN'S MISCONCEPTIONS: criminals wear ski masks teachers live at school rich people are human

Schopenhauer? I hardly knowpenhau'er.

fuck AI, all my homies hate AI

Our new robot vacuum needs a name! Our old one was a Shark brand named Karl Sharx. For some incentive: Whoever names it - your name will be the vacuum’s middle name that I use to yell at it when it’s stuck somewhere.

jfk died?? 😦

cool, now declassify the Malcolm X files you punk coward bitches

A bunch of the seeds have taken off after only a week! I moved them out of the starter and into individual cups to give them some more room to spread out.

My Cool Friend Michelle Other kids called Trachtenberg a bitch, but in our group of child stars, we all wanted to be like her.

I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid.

www.vulture.com/article/mara...

hell, I’ll trying anything once