Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew
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A little late to this, But I just wanted to say how much fun I had this year working on the Polandball World map for the first time!
Hopefully I get to work on even more next year!
We now have a full-blown European-American crisis, and for no reason that the president is able to articulate
He's just... he's just so stupid.
Cory Booker: if the words "performative virtue" had a face.
Sweden’s Prime Minister, in a new statement on Greenland:
“We will not let ourselves be blackmailed… Sweden is now having intensive discussions with other EU countries, Norway, and the United Kingdom for a coordinated response.”
While the U.S is economically isolating itself the E.U signed a trade agreement with Mercosur, Canada with China, the UAE made an agreement with Vietnam, Malaysia, and South Korea, Canadian trade with the E.U increased, and an E.U-India trade agreement is in the making.
Mercator is a big fat liar, I know him from school
#meme #geography #map #comic #art #greenland #usa
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Trump only said that because he hasn't had his daily phone call with Putin yet.
Putin is allied with the Iranian regime and wants Trump to leave it alone. Trump will comply with that demand like the good little asset he is.
The US will not come to the aid of the protesters. That's a fact.
Creatives being forced to hear AI slop prompters referring to themselves as artists finally understand what it's like hearing DJs referring to themselves as musicians
I said what I said
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
Welcome Back Monroe Doctrine
Aw man. Hope everything goes well!
Something I think is worth pointing out is that right now over 10 million Ukrainian citizens live in the European Union. Many of them have by now finished university, apprenticeships, or even married. The idea that we can somehow reject a Ukrainian E.U membership as part of a ceasefire is a fantasy.
My unpopular opinion has for a long time been that internet anonymity was a mistake from the start, and can be directly attributed to a large part of societal decay and the erosion of common decency.
MASSIVE plushie announcement!
We are DOUBLING the inventory! We're spending our own money to cover production costs for another 262 plushies to sell, so they will still be available for purchase until they run out even if you didn't preorder!
Only at shop.polandball.com
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312/300 plushies preordered!
CAMPAIGN SUCCESSFUL!
Additional orders at this point are simply a bonus, but the production will go through and everyone will get their plushies!
If you haven't ordered yours yet, then go to shop.polandball.com and make your order today!
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Hey everyone!
Did you miss the holiday shipping cutoff date, but would have liked to gift a loved one some premium countryballs swag? Then why not give that special someone a Polandball Gift Card?
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We have hit 250/300 plushie preorders!
But don't worry! We're extending the preorder campaign by one week, and if we don't hit the goal we will personally cover what's missing. That means everyone will get their plushies!
Make your order now, only at shop.polandball.com
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Fan art for Polandball official
I love them
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It’s the holiday season and merry Christmas!
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On the one hand, yes. On the other, do you have any idea how long it takes to do stop-motion anyimation? lol
Did you ask for it? Who knows! Either way, you're getting it: MOAR HOLIDAY MERCH!
We've added a set of PINS, featuring the YouTube channel logo and the Ballter Egos of the four people running the channel: koleye, AaronC14, CSM and DickRhino!
Only at shop.polandball.com
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What better way to get into the holiday spirits than with NEW Polandball merch? Polandball Official Association T-Shirts now available for Spain & Mexico!
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Get yours today!
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Our plushie preorder campaign needs to hit 300 sales to go through! The campaign has been going on for a week, and we're at 99/300 preorders! That's awesome, but we need to keep these numbers up for it to be a success!
So please spread the word to everyone you know!
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Oh boy, Exclusive Limited-Time Christmastime Merch!
Get in the holiday spirit with your very own Polandball Christmas Sweater, or sip on a cup of Glühwein from a fancy Polandball cup during Weinachten while hiding from the Krampus!
Only on shop.polandball.com!
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You can now get official Polandball Official PLUSHIES! (official)
You can now preorder the "Parenting" trio of France, Germany and little kid EU. They're big, they're fluffy, they're professionally made! Order now at shop.polandball.com!
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Everybody STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING and watch the new Polandball Official song parody music video: Silesian Rhapsody!
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