Dick Vein Dyke

Plz?

Not yet! Gotta check it out sometime.

Yeah, it’s been around for a good long while! Crazy that it’s only making its Broadway debut now.

Thank you, stud! 🥰

Having the really bizarre experience of this post breaking containment today and reaching people who think it’s an earnest statement and not me making fun of myself for being shy at the gym and taking a bunch of dour selfies because of it 💖

Happy #fcf from my “home office” to yours! 💕

Happy #fcf from my “home office” to yours! 💕

This skeet is single-handedly going to shepherd me through the aging process unscathed. 💕

This is the only face I’m comfortable making at the gym because joy is cringe in masculine spaces 💕

Horse Meat Disco Fries

Today is a rare day that my boss is responding to Teams messages, so I have to hustle to schedule a month’s worth of meetings before she stops replying. Work is fun!

I’m suddenly very interested in car insurance 🥵

Carrie Coon hive rise UP!

But I need a twin!!!

No, YOU look like you wore a bodysuit to the gym!

Good luck!!!

first day in the dressing room for my broadway debut 🥲🥲🥲

Thank youuu! 🥰

Finish me!!!!!

I’m hosting a pup DJ night at All Night Skate on Saturday!!! Featuring Raptor, Gabe Is Ok, and &more 🐶🖤 @ripraptheraptor.bsky.social

Thank you! 😅🖤

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Babygirl, it’s on Saturday 💕

I am unfortunately extremely susceptible to Coyote Jocks marketing communications.

The cute little attempted “fakeout” before the final reveal in the Traitors finale was one of the saddest things I’ve ever watched with my eyes.

NEED to try all the Resident Evil: Requiem sodas. 🥵

I had a cute little look on last night but didn’t get any pics in context! This box crop with tiny metal studs is about to become my whole personality for Spring. Shoutout to bloomfie @arcothepup.bsky.social for being the best dancing buddy!

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Happy Friday, y’all! ✨ #fcf

I was at a life drawing event last night and everyone was ogling my sketch of you, so right back atcha!